Find me on your doorstep with a wake up call

ITS BEEN AGES. Ha rindu rindu. Walaupun busy tapi sempat rindu belog ini dan komen-komen ceria anda *ayat bodek yang tak berapa nak obvious*. Rindu Aisywarya Rai (siapa yang baru baca belog ini, tak saya takde pertalian dengan perempuan paling cantik dalam dunia itu, tetapi ia adalah nama kucing saya YANG TELAH HILANG 2HARI SEBELUM PEMERGIAN SAYA). Mungkin mak nak sedapkan hati saya bila dia kata "Aisywarya tak sanggup nak tengok Hanis pergi Segamat kot sebab itu di bawa diri". Yelah mak yelah yelah.

Tsk. But the initial plan was to bring her along and keep her in my room and feed her under my bed. I guess she heard me when I said "Takyah lah, tunggu lepas cuti", and couldnt bear it. I'd also like to think that ada orang curi dia dan jaga sebaik-baiknya. TSK.


Ok University updates!



Kolej: Zamrud. Tahniah kepada yang berjaya menangkap kelibat wajah sepet saya pagi-pagi mengejutkan anda sewaktu 3hari menjadi penghuluwati sementara Kolej Zamrud. Sekarang saya janji tak kacau dah. Kecuali kalau nak pinjam iron.


Kemudahan: Ada cc kat bawah bilik! Walaupun guna 4minit dia charge RM0.50 adjkfidsgdsk tapi kalau guna 1jam hanya RM2! Okay still mahal avhfidjkmsl.


Bilik: SUDAH 3 MALAM TIDUR SEORANG SEBAB BARANGKALI SEBILIK DENGAN SECOND INTAKE PLEASE GIVE ME STANDING OVATION NOW T_T.


Status: Masih hidup dan ceria. Tidur malam memang nyenyak. I'd like to believe that ayat kursi dari satu sembahyang ke satu sembahyang yang melindungi saya dari gangguan-gangguan yang mampu membuatkan saya terkencing on the spot dan bulu kening tegak berdiri. Alhamdullillah. Doakan kejayaan saya lagi untuk malam ini.


Tandas: SUDAH 3MALAM MANDI SEORANG. Eh setiap malam memang mandi seorang pun. Mengada sengaja nak orang bagi standing ovation lagi.


Dewan makan: SEDAP DAN MENYELERAKAN KECUALI MALAM BILA TUKANG MASAK DAH BALIK LEPAS ITU BOLEH ORDER KUEY TIAO JE. Kalau panas takpe.


OhSoRandom: Okay kali ini takde gambar sebab henpon rosak. Ingatkan bilik berhantu bila tiba-tiba dia taip 1551515111515151 dengan sendirinya. Macam oh tidak kod apakah ini mungkinkah aku harus tukar ke bilik 1551515111515151 dengan kadar segera setalah mendapat petunjuk ini tapi di manakah bilik itu. Rupanya keypad rosak sebab selalu jatuh. ASSALAMUALAIKUM.

RINDU MAK!

New Zealand Tenderloin and Blueberry Cheesecake here I come

Im pleased to have received numerous supports and encouraging words regarding this new thing Im about to try. Though Im abit scared, ergh whatever, you have to start somewhere right. Im not doing it because I want to be a famous actress etc, I just want to try something new and if its good, then Ill just go with the flow. Because offers like this dont come along very often you see, and for some, they dont come at all. Im just doing it to add 'actress' to my resume haha. So heres a sneak preview of my resume.

Hanis Zalikha bt Zainal.

1.Boutique Assistant Marc by Marc Jacob.

2.Cashier at Dad's Kopitiam.

3.Runway model.

4.Part time Puteri Bunian/Actress.

5.Kindergarden teacher at Tadika Clever.

6.Photo model.

7.Penjual dadih depan sekolah SK Bukit Jelutong.

8.Babysitter RM5 sejam.

Ha. Siap. Haha semua betul okay.

So anyway, thanks everyone for leaving heart-warming comments and happy vibes to my life. As you all know I was quite busy lately (biasalah first time masuk U) with university app and job offers.

Oh I did a shoot with Jay and Fiqa! For Hote mag. Wtf is Hote mag?? I dont know, Fiqa said its a magazine they put on planes. On planes? Not on news rack? Thats a relief, because the make up was.. er.. how do I put this in a nice word.. okay just imagine me with yellow eyeshadow with no eyeliner no lipgloss or lipstick and no shading whatsoever. Roti canai. And the magazine is like Rm12 something so takpe tak ramai beli. Kot. Luckily they gave cash on the spot. Ka-ching! SO TAKPE. MUKA ROTI CANAI TAKPE. ROTI CANAI PUN SEDAP KALAU KAT SUBANG. Eh eh.

But with pretty make up, you get quite pretty pictures, like MAGAZINE WANITA BULAN INI COVER DEPAN BUNGA CITRA LESTARI. I did this fashion shoot quite long time ago, when I was still thin, orang lidi, and God knows how long I waited for it to come out because usually when you do fashion shoots, its for the upcoming issue. But in Wanita's case, aku tunggu-tunggu, mula2 isu Ramadhan keluar (baju-baju ayu), kemudian isu raya (baju-baju raya) kemudian isu kahwin (baju-baju kahwin). So aku yang dok pakai baju casual ini bila nak keluar, bisik hati kecilku. Some more the malay mags usually pay you two months after the mag is published. Meaning buat kerja bulan Julai atau August, mag keluar bulan Januari, dapat duit bulan March. BY THE TIME BULAN JANUARI, MUKA PUN DAH LAIN, BILA TENGOK MAG EH TERKEJUT, EH INI MASA AKU BERUMUR SWEET 17. Haha. Okay mari mulakan.

Ibu saya dengan seriusnya bertanya "Eh kenapa di sini hidung beliau nampak molek?" Saya pun terus, "Eh mama, ini bukan Scha lah". Tsk. Dah lah saya suka Scha.

The picture that made me realise, I dont want to turn back. Im loving my chubby face now :)

Gaya muda, jiwa pun muda, model pun muda.

Baju ini sangat comel macam mahu pakai terus balik rumah tidur.

I love what the make up artist did to my hair!

Gambar poyo mesti ada satu dua.

Pink dress from Dorothy Perkins. (Obvious dah takde idea nak letak caption bahaha).

Yes some of you may noticed Ive gained weight from my recent photos in the last entry. Living with a supermom, what do you expect :) I'LL MISS MY MOMS COOKING ONCE IM IN SEGAMAT, BUT MY MOM IS FROM JOHORE AS WELL, SO I HOPE WHOEVER IS THE COOK THERE, SHE CAN COOK LIKE MY MOM JUST BECAUSE THEYRE BOTH FROM JOHORE. Heh. Okay I'm leaving tomorow. Have a nice life.

On being a fairy princess

Jap. Puteri Bunian itu fairy princess kah? Haha nak yang best je. Padahal fairy princess itu si pari-pari.

Okay okay, mari teruja bersama. Saya akan berlakon dalam Momok The Movie. Ya sila takut. Tapi saya sebagai Puteri Bunian. Ya sila teruskan takut. Haha pergh gementar lah siot tak pernah-pernah berlakon sekali hambek kau berlakon filem terus. Harap-harap latihan berlakon masa kecil pura-pura tidur agar ayah angkat letak ke bilik dapat membantu sedikit sebanyak. Tsk T_T

Okay sekarang cuba teka siapa yang akan terserempak dengan Puteri Bunian dan bakal dijodohkan bersama. Jeffri namanya. Dan mari teruja yang akan melakonkan Jeffri ialah Ahmad Nabil bin Ahmad (Nabil Raja Lawak 2). Ya mungkin ramai rasa dia tidak kelakar, tapi dalam hidup ini yang penting ketinggian. Haha. Okay gurau. OKAY GARAU.

Filem ini juga bakal dibintangi pelakon veteran yang saya kagumi seperti Dato Aziz Satar dan Dato Sarimah. Hurei.

Khamis lepas, bersamaan 18 haribulan Disember 2008, berlangsungnya pelancaran lembut (soft launch) Momok The Movie bertempat di Finas sebelah Zoo Negara, ya boleh nampak gajah zirafah semua dari tingkat dua, tak payah bayar tiket zoo. Untuk event ini, seperti event-event yang lain, emak make up kan saya. Hehe *gelak malu*

Satu dah cukup annoying, mengapa letak sehingga tiga?? Sengaja.

Kepada Nabil (Aizat), Athina dan Izzah yang telah menemani saya untuk cari baju putih but to no avail, this entry is for you, I bought this baju on the day of the event itself, terer sungguh, clap-clap. If youre interested in reading our quest to find my perfect white dress, please click.

So this is the poster for the movie.

Haha crop part best sahaja.

Yang terlibat.

Ini ialah Mimi Rahzia. Beliau sangat cantik. Beliau adalah definisi cantik. Marilah kita mengagumi kecantikkan beliau di http://www.mimirahzia.blogspot.com/. (Beritahu pakcik anda juga)

Masa yang ditunggu-tunggu telah tiba.

Masa untuk gemuk.

Penuhkan pinggan agar tidak menyesal apabila pulang ke rumah, dan senyum.

Bersama adik manis.



Bersama Mr.Awesome Director, M.Jamil.


Sebab emak pemalu kali ini, gambar terakhir yang bakal disertakan hanyalah gambar kami adik-beradik.


Dulu patung Barbie saya ada handbag pink sebiji seperti di atas.

Kalau rajin bolehlah singgah
http://www.momokthemovie.com/ atau
http://www.momokthemovie.blogspot.com/ ,
atau kedua-duanya sekali.

Adat orang melayu

Sewaktu sekolah dulu, cemburu betul bila dengar kawan saya, Kavitha, bercerita tentang video kelahiran dia. I mean, terer betul orang baya-baya saya dah ada video kelahiran. Adik saya yang Alisya itu pun tak ada video kelahiran. Sebab kami beli Video Camera baru tiga empat tahun lepas. Hmph Astro jangan cakaplah, keluargaku antara keluarga-keluarga terakhir yang mula melanggan. Ingat lagi masa darjah enam, ada satu kawan saya, Maisarah, berlagak betul dia (masa tuh lah, budak darjah enam kan), siap susun-susun batu kerikil sewaktu perhimpunan kemudian suruh kami cari Hidden Mickey. "Hidden Mickey? Apa itu?", kata si tiada Astro ini di dalam hati. Kemudian barulah mereka start explain Hidden Mickey itu apa, Art Attack itu apa dan etc, setelah melihat muka ku yang seperti meminta penumbuk. Omg saya suka gila makan kacang tumbuk, selalu makan, kalau tak habis letak dalam peti sejuk, dekat tempat rak telur.

Saya agak busy belakangan ini, tapi tetap mahu update, maka saya akan sertakan video untuk tontonan umum. Video sepupu angkat saya, cukur jambul. MASA SAYA MUDA GEBU DULU TAKDE PUN VIDEO SAYA TSK. So saya harap Qistina Balqis akan bersyukur dengan video ini, walaupun cuma slideshow gambar-gambar indah, ceyy. Saya harap satu hari nanti beliau, dapat tonton video ini dan berpikir "Wow ramai orang sayang aku". Slideshow ini bertahan selama 3minit lebih. Kalau nak tengok muka saya berlemuih kena tunggu habis. Haha sengaja eh letak last.

Isi tas tangan dan personaliti seorang perempuan

Handbag vintage nenek yang dibeli di Mekkah, yang saya ambil setelah selongkar almari lama beliau yang ada ular bertelur dan cicak berkahwin.

Kalau nak tahu personality seorang perempuan, cuba selongkar handbag dia. Kalau kamu selongkar handbag saya, pasti kamu akan terus menerus menghakimi saya sebagai seorang yang tidak teratur dan sentiasa on the go. Yang tidak teratur itu memang betul, sebab ada waktu2 random yang handbag saya akan mengandungi sudu, mesin pelurus rambut, packet Horlicks dan benda plastik yang untuk plug double pin tuh. Hairankan, kenapa lelaki tidak perlu benda-benda extra sebegini dalam kocek mereka? Bukan saja hairan, dengki pun ada.

Tapi ada tiga benda yang paling penting setiap wanita patut ada dalam handbag/tas tangan mereka. Anda mungkin sudah ada benda-benda yang bakal saya sebutkan, bagi yang belum, sila salin senarai ini sekarang.

1. Penyembur lada buatan sendiri (homemade pepper spray). Bukan sahaja boleh melindungi anda dari penjenayah, malah kalau anda terlupa nak suruh mamak itu buat maggi goreng extra pedas, semburkan saja pada maggi goreng anda dengan penuh bergaya.



2. Earphone, walaupun anda tidak memiliki iPod, mp3 atau lagu-laguan dalam handphone polifonik anda. Hanya letakkan wayarnya di dalam handbag dan pasang ke telinga. Berguna untuk menghalang dari orang yang duduk di sebelah untuk bercakap dengan anda. Terutama di stesen bas. *TERBUKTI KEBERKESANAN*



3. Surat untuk peragut. Andaikata anda diragut dan tidak sempat untuk mengeluarkan penyembur lada yang anda baru kisar pagi tadi, pasti anda ingin menyampaikan mesej masyarakat kepada peragut tersebut. Surat mungkin berbunyi: “Hei peragut, engkau ini memang sampah masyarakat sedarlah diri, bayangkan emak engkau yang kena ragut. Sakit tak sakit. Kalau kesempitan wang sangat pun, Mydin kan tengah cari orang. Kau memang malas kerja kan, bedebah.” Lebih efektif kalau surat itu disertakan hadis-hadis atau pantun nasihat.

Itu sahaja untuk artikel kali ini. Saya ada surat untuk dikarang yang bakal disimpan di dalam handbag. Sehingga bertemu lagi.

Yang benar,
Leela Menon.
Haha saja je nak guna nama cikgu Bahasa Inggeris tingkatan 4.

OhSoRandom: Hari itu kakak terjumpa sebuku butter dalam handbag emak.

Vote for good cause (and shopping vouchers!)

The result for the 10 finalists is out for Shine It Starts In Me Contest. And no honey, me and my Disneyland dream did not make it through.Gegege :D BUT! Stand a chance to win prizes up to RM9000 when you vote for any of the worthy finalist.

I’ve checked all of them out and there’s one dream I could really relate to, and that’s is Yusmaliza’s dream. Her dream of publishing her very own woman magazine, Esen. Why? Because of my love for writing and sharing. I used to create my class very own magazine when I was in Standard 5. Even though its ugly and funny and embarrassing, it brings back a lot of memories. Hold on, I show you.

Hahahahaha. 5 Anggerik.
Inside the tiny box next to Mickey Mouse: 5A this year, hope 5A next year (UPSR).



Dont try to find me T_T



Then I asked everyone to talk about our class.
Dah lah eja comment salah.


All the gangs’ haha. Seriously, HAHA.


Takut takut.


Masin mulut Pn. Too. Gegege :D





So the next time I buy my favourite yoghurt drink, I’d vote for Yusmaliza because a part of her dream is mine too 

You could check out the finalist video and there are few memorable ones like Manisah, who have similar dream to my mom’s though it wasn’t very clear. And the cutest dream ever, has got to be Raja Zurina’s. She dreams of taking photos of airports all around the world, and while watching her video capsule, Alisya added “I’d vote for this airport dream”. Haha too cute. And then theres my old friend, Cindy with her dream of being a singer though I couldn’t really judge based on the lip sync video. The most touching dream is by Amelia, who is a speech therapist, dreaming to go to Taiwan to acquire more knowledge and skill to be shared among her colleagues. YOU HAVE TO WATCH HER VIDEO AND FEEL IT YOURSELF (hers is the last capsule). VOTE VOTE VOTE.

When you buy any Shine products, you’ll get a unique code which is entitled to two votes. Go to www.itstartsinme.com and submit the code to vote. Vote for the best to win prizes!


Yusmaliza and Amelia, you got my vote *rush off to buy my yoghurt drink*

Oops before I go, I’d let you in on the prizes you could win when you vote. Weekly prizes: 4xrm1000 shopping vouchers. And the grand prize: RM5000 shopping vouchers.


Vote for the ones who’d be grateful of winning!
http://www.itstartsinme.com/, for more.

Laptop Dilemma

I want to buy a laptop before I go. But I dont have the money yet. So maybe I'll save some money (from PTPTN) and get it just in time for my 2nd semester. Do you think its a good idea? My sister said that I'd need a laptop soon because everything will be on pendrive and cds, so she advised me to bring my old Hyundai Laptop which the screen part and the keyboard part is almost tercabut/separated (with only wires connecting) wtf why she wants to embarrass me. I bet youre imagining it right now like a camel with broken neck, but its not as ugly as that I promise.

Anyway Im still searching for the perfect laptop. I'll be making appreance at The Low Yat plaza haha and also search for it online. Wait would it be the same to surf lowyat.net and to go to Low Yat Plaza? Anything that can save time is good because I havent wash my bedsheet and theres like blood (not from period) spots from smacking mosquitoes. But looking at my broadband speed, I think I'll save more time by going to Low Yat Plaza with my dad. I always tell my dad how much I love buying gadgets from the Chinese salesmen (and in Low Yat there are plenty!). Because theyre damn convincing like last time I went to buy my first phone, they convinced me into buying this new in the market phone because I was looking for the one that can connect to my pc and transfer files. They told me can can, this new in the market phone comes with a cable (I dont know USB or what because its the one you have to connect at the back of the monitor, with screws at the side omg please imagine this hugeass cable) so I bought it not knowing how mafan it is to twist the screws everytime I want to transfer files.

I think thats why Chinese people are the best businessmen (its a fact). Do you know that if you go to China (Im not sure which part) and decided to buy something and later change your mind after the salesman have agreed upon the price you bargain, they will scold you and make you want to cry in public? Haha. When I take up Business Management and finished my diploma, I want to further my study in China.

Okay back to perfect-laptop-to-be topic. Anything small and handy, fast (like if I click a folder it takes 0.000013 seconds to open), bright screen, beautiful colour resolution, big memory and priced at anywhere below rm1500 is good I guess. Haha damn obvious that I know nothing about laptops, BEAUTIFUL COLOUR RESOLUTION?! PRICED BELOW RM1500?! T_T Help me.

Anyway, join me, lets dream on:

This is so cute because you can fully open two windows at the same time and read it like a newspaper. I dont know wheres the keyboard but who cares I think its a perfect gift for your grandpa. Serious.

Haha this one looks like a CD case when it is turned off. But its still cool because your friends will be like wah how did they do it? (-_-")

Handy! You dont need a bag for this one but although its slimmer than the yellow pages, its thicker than my Sejarah textbook. So its like yellow pages>laptop>sejarah textbook. Haha math wtf.

Separate keyboard damn futuristic! Like you can have your kid brother to hold the screen and you go upstairs with the keyboard and type I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST TIME and scared the shit out of him haha. (Make sure its red font first).

I dont know whats so nice about this one. If you spill water, it gets to your keyboard because its at the same level wtf.

Okay thats all. Please help if you can.

Aidiladha and kitten giveaway

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha dari Hanis Zalikha
dan Jebon bt Mat Nor.

*Gambar lama.

Announcement:

The flirty miang gatal suka bunting Audi is pregnant again. If you'd like to own one of her kittens, be prepared to do a trade, barter style.

One of that living things inside Audi's tummy.

With.

A packet of IAMS Kitten, 9.07 kg.

With terms and conditions okay. Like you have to be able to provide a good home etc. You have to wait till the kitten is able to survive without Audi's milk. I'd prefer to give it to someone close to me, or living near me so I can visit often. You cannot change its name even if it's Boshok or Mahemalipu (wtf I made this up 2 seconds ago). Interested, please apply within. haniszalikha@hotmail.com. JANGAN HANTAR EMAIL NAK BERKENALANJFSJDCNK.

Dancing Gonjengs

Remember about the foolish video I promised you? Ive uploaded it for you guys, tsk I damn nice, willing to do all this for the sake of entertaiment. Hehe maluew. Its a bit dark (romantic lighting), Im sorry but I think its better off that way because some of the dance moves were too annoying (failed attempts of modern zapin). Haha. Dah lah Iz tak sabar-sabar nak nari. DAH LAH SI HANIS TUH NAK CEDUK AIR TAPI TANGAN PENDEK, TAK DAPAT, PASTU TAK RETI COVER, PERGI CEDUK BALIK. HAHA. Okay tak kelakar.




If this video reminds you of how much fun you can have with your friends and has touched you in so many ways you could only imagine, I urge you to sign up as a Kakiis member(with a super duper easy simple steps) and vote for my video! Please *mata shining mengharap*. Find Dancing Gonjengs and vote. Thank you in advance.


VOTE VOTE VOTE

Yummy day out

Was at the recent launch of new the LG Ice Cream phone, in none other than BASKIN ROBBINS. Pergh.

Cant wait to get my hands on this sweet sweet deal :)


People all around have been so generous lately. So I'd like to give back. Today is my Generous Day (Hari Tidak Kedekut). So if you have linked me in your blog, (I know some of you have told me and I havent gotten back to you), drop your link here for me to link you back. Remember, its never a loss to link the blogs you read in your blog! Or to link back the blog that links to yours :)