Friday, July 15, 2011

The Whining Trend

Nak whine panjang-panjang tapi Twitter tak cukup character dan Facebook cepat merimaskan orang. Jadi nak whine kat sini dan minta simpati *uhuk-uhuk batuk manja*. Whine ialah mengeluh dan wine ialah minuman kafir makan dengan cheese.



Bangun pagi ini tekak berasa perit akibat melantak durian memaharajakan nafsu. Bersama-sama teman rapat saya yang dinamakan Club 10 kerana ada sepuluh orang semuanya, kami kopek durian beramai-ramai selepas dinner di Uptown tempoh hari. Sudahlah meminta abang jual air itu potongkan ira durian (pastu dia buat guna sudu jerrrrrr terel betul) namun seulas pun tidak dioffer kepadanya akibat buruk lantak merupakan perangai sebati dalam diri masing-masing.



Mama Daddy if you're reading this, anakmu nak pulang bawa durian! I beli 1kg/RM2 jerrrrrrrrrr dekat tepi jalan dekat Jasin masa melawat ladang penternakan puyuh untuk subject Entrepreneurship kelas Puan Roha. Mesti Mama Daddy bangga kan, anak yang selama ini boros dan tak pernah kisah/tahu harga barangan rupanya reti juga beli durian murah :') Lepas tuh terpaksa simpan bawah katil selama 2hari sementara nak tunggu cuti semester. Semerbak bilik anakmu tanpa memerlukan Airwic/Glade/Febreze.



Sekian saja keluh-kesah bersama Kak Esah, ingat adik-adik, makan durian minum sky juice banyak-banyak.
Posted by Hanis Zalikha at 9:17 AM

65 comments:

  1. YJuly 15, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    akak makan durian jugak rupanya!!

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  2. Eiza GreenAppleKu July 15, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Memang tak manis ker hanis tu, sure abang yg tolong buka durian tu, telan air liur jer tgk perangai Club 10 yang tgh fokus melantak durian. hehe..

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  3. Fatin Syahira RamliJuly 15, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    hantu durian tolong hantu durian! haha :)

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  4. HyzaJuly 15, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    yelah kak esah oi. lepas makan durian jangan lupa berus gigi. :D

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  5. Nur Nazrah BibiJuly 15, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    nak makan durian jugak ! hihih

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  6. inspire bunnyJuly 15, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    simpan buah durian 2 hara? erkkk *termuntah hidu bau cam ni x_x

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  7. aishah jamrekJuly 15, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    hahaha..murah betul ye!

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  8. Mrs. NorrieJuly 15, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    abislah berkepuk bilik hanis bau durian...kene tgk2 skit, takut binatang lain tumpang sekaki mkn sebelum sampai ker mama n daddy...

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  9. SebonaJuly 15, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    haha kiut. nanti sedawa pon semerbak bau doyan.. mari la datang umah saye kat segamat ni makan doyan. hehe

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  10. izzah nasirJuly 15, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    waaaaaaaa nak makan durian jugakk :( nak balek malaysiaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(

    kak hanis fly sini please bawak durian :(

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  11. Khairi FakhriJuly 15, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    amboi panjang lebar kak esah membebel~

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  12. NorhayatiHjBasriJuly 15, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Saya suka makan durian. Tapi tak pernah jumpa durian semurah yg Hanis beli. Tolong belikan untuk saya sekali :P

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  13. HAZRIL HAFIZJuly 15, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    simpan bawah katil?haha

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  14. Mizz CokiJuly 15, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    MURAH GILA! I bought durian in Kuching here, hellow! Paling murah RM20 tu dapat 3 bijik je taw!

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  15. NaniRostamJuly 15, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    Amboi 3 kali.....cepat sikit balik....dah habaq kena mai cepat...kat rumah ni semua hantu deroyan..

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  16. UnknownJuly 15, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Funny side of Hanis Zalikha! Terkekek2 i bace blog u yg gler gempak. Klu i bosan ngn org2 kt office n kerja2 yg berlambak, surely i type http://www.inibelogsaya.blogspot.com...Hahaha...

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  17. UnknownJuly 15, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    hehe...penangan durian...mmg meletop penangan durian kan...tak leh tahan...

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  18. UnknownJuly 15, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Petua org tua² untuk mengurangkan panas kesan selepas makan banyak durian. Tuang air dalam durian (tempat isi durian) kemudian minum airnya. =)

    www.anastasyea.com

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  19. Fira hilwaJuly 15, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    murahnyaa.. belikan jugak! hehe.
    makan durian minum air drp kulit dia, br la bdn xpanas

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  20. zeffiJuly 15, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    comel sungguh

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  21. xxxxhJuly 15, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    haha..hantu durian upenyer!!

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  22. orggilacintaJuly 15, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    minum air masak byk2.. dah la musim jerebu ni.. makan pulak durian..eh jelebu ke Jerebu?? yg kat N.9 tu jelebukan.. argh. confius pulak..

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  23. muhammad SaufyJuly 15, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    sikit?

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  24. h fJuly 15, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    hanis u seem like u r homesick :(

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  25. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    ikot kg ker bukan ikot biji ker. bukan durian lover

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  26. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 11:03 AM

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  27. belogkiterJuly 15, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    teringin lak nak makan durian. tapi tulah. mesti demam pas tu

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  28. Atiqah WadiahJuly 15, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    igtkan hanis x mkn durian..hehe :)

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  29. farz zullJuly 15, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    lama x mkan durian wo00...anyway saja nak nyibuk gitau tgok transformer 3, heroin ( x tau sapa nama)=hanis zalikha lahh...^__^

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  30. PrimadonaJuly 15, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Happy Holiday Hamis Jalikha.Take an extra care of yourself.mesti assignment pun dah melambak untuk mid semkan.ahaha ;P

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  31. erleenaJuly 15, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    wahh durian durian saye maw maw!

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  32. cEroJuly 15, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    sapa tak amakn durian, hilang satu nikmat dunia ooo...

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  33. LUNA LANUNJuly 15, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    cara mudah dan murah nk hilangkan bau durian dalam tempat bertutup (bilik/kereta), letak roti sandwich semalaman.. insyaAllah hilang.

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  34. lily lotusJuly 15, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    sekilo 2 hengget?? murah banget duhh!!

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  35. Husna AbdraniJuly 15, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Aaaaa nak jugak! ;)

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  36. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    entrepreneurship--> ETR 300?? owh its the most 'coolest' subject in the world esp part kene buat business plan..=.= *whine* hehe student science buat business plan??waddehal..

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  37. Noor Wahidah MahatJuly 15, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    uh.. tak suka durian!!

    JOM BACA NI : SEHELAIBAJU BUAT MENYAPU AIR MATA

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  38. Dhiya FarizaJuly 15, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    astaga kesian abang tu.

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  39. Miera AzizJuly 15, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Woah. Mama kita kencing manis pun makan jugak durian!

    Marah kat dia, Hanis! :D

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  40. theflowJuly 15, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    panas satu badan woh makan durian byk2..tp nikmatnya alahai!

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  41. Nurhasliza NordinJuly 15, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Suka durian. Dan suka juga keluh kelah Kak Esah nih. Ehehe.

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  42. E y r a a AtiqaJuly 15, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    helo! Eyraa jemput sape sape utk join contest neh http://eyraatiqasuhaimi.blogspot.com/2011/07/contest-ape-yang-best-belog-ea-tu.html

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  43. Apis HiltonJuly 15, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    makan duri ke durian? haha

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  44. Belog Sambal BelacanJuly 15, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    durian terbaik!:)

    Belog Sambal Belacan!

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  45. YuyuJuly 15, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    haha..simpan dalam bilik tu tak tahan..hahah

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  46. Che Wan PuteriJuly 15, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    hahaha, durian termurah terbaik. balik bilik aku terus ter'burppp', then bilik pun harum, mcm aku simpan durian bwh katil weh. :P

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  47. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    hantu durian jugak sis nie eh!!murah betul harga!It's so reasonable price!In Kl,i mean the Cheras area,you can't find below 15!One day,a lady was selling durian for RM18/kg!Isn't that cekik darah?!Hahax!My teacher still bought it because she was preagnant and wanted to eat it!She bought it for rm30..i piece:)And isinya semua rosak!Dapt makan 2 ulas je yang ok..hahaah!!

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  48. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    durian...saya tengah makan durian. Sedap sangat.. :)

    Jom baca ni :Butik Irma Hasmie? Tudung D'Haja terbaru untuk keluaran Hari Raya..

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  49. De' NurulJuly 16, 2011 at 1:51 AM

    lepas makan isi durian tu, tuang air dalam pangsa/kulit belah dalam durian tu then minum. insyaAllah takde rasa panas ke sakit tekak ke. telan la banyak mana durian pun :D

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  50. UnknownJuly 16, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    minum tak air dari pangsa dia?

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  51. Aishah MalikJuly 16, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    like!!!!!!!!!! murah gile durian rm2 sekilo!!

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  52. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    durian memang terbaek..raja segala "buah" hehee


    petua lawak??

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  53. bella nabilaJuly 16, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    i do adore you..dreaming to be you..http://dodobimbo.blogspot.com

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  54. Puan EkaJuly 16, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    hanis..kita makan seulas durian jer pun dah panas..huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    eh tapi lepas makan durian kan kena bubuh air kat pangsa tu untuk minum supaya badan tak panas..

    petua orang tua2 kan..bagus jugak..hehe

    tapi takleh makan banyak2 sebab eka baru baik demam..hanya mampu cium bau durian sampai kembang kempis hidung tengok orang lain makan..huhuhu

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  55. ijam ismailJuly 16, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    tau xpe...skit tekak kot..tp sebb sdp pny psl..melantak j la kan..hehe

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  56. UnknownJuly 17, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    oh sila tuang air dlm poket duiran and minum after u eat em.petua from the older ones. ;)

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  57. SYAFJuly 17, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    wow durian.....bestttt

    MENUJU PERJALANAN PULANG

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  58. Nyamuk TerbangJuly 17, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    nak jugak durian
    fanatik durian neyh :)

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  59. Nurulhuda ZaharniJuly 17, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    aik. background cam len je..ehe

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  60. Eiza GreenAppleKu July 18, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    Sakit tekak menyerang dek kerana durian. Have to minum 10 gelas air kosong. Hehe..

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  61. Misz-ellaJuly 18, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    RM2/kg?? Murah gila!! Nxt time beli lebih sikit ye.

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  62. Cinoi LavigneJuly 18, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Fb, twitter, blog mmg tempat utk whining ponnn. ahahahaha

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  63. Shaliza AzizJuly 19, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Durian besttttt!!!! :-)

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  64. Nurulhuda ZaharniJuly 20, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    duyan~ duyan~

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  65. Fahmi MahatJuly 28, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    semua orang tau psl air pangsa durian, tapi tak semua orang rajin nak buat.

    hanis zalikha ni rajin makan je ke, atau mmg rajin semua mende.? ;)

    fahmimahat

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