Does this mean I'm a blogger now?

Hello my name is Hanis Zalikha and this is my blog.
Hello nama saya Hanis Zalikha dan ini adalah belog saya.

For the past two months, Ive been in this competition where I met a bunch of dreaming girls just like myself. It was definitely a life-changing experience for me because Ive never been away from my parents for such a long period of time (yes, SUCH A BIG MALAY BABY) and Ive found out that I have these qualities that I never knew I had it in me. Im sorry if you dont understand my sentence(s), because my english is not very good or understandable. By qualities, I mean good ones like maturity (the way I think, not the way I act or speak apparently, haha) and etc. My downside was, like I mentioned earlier, the way I speak. They (the viewers) said that I speak very manja (whaaa??) and not professional (I have to agree on this though, Im sorry mom). When I asked my friends about this, they were like "What the hell, kau memang macam tuh, in fact kami semua cakap memang macam tuh macam memang macam macam tuh lah". Haha my friends, my biggest influence. I guess they didnt get my 'macam'. Let me explain to you. Macam is like 'like' in an english sentence. For example:

English: Can you like please stop stealing tomatoes?
Bahasa: Bolehkah anda macam hentikan perkerjaan anda sebagai pencori tomato?

Haha bloody stressful dream house. Anyway, I won third place for that competition with pride and joy. WITH PRIDE AND JOY I TELL YOU because when I got out, I found out that I have a lot of supporters (online and offline), and they all were like posting HANIS FOR THE WIN. HANIS FOR THE WIN. VOTE FOR HANIS. HANIS MANIS. UNDILAH HANIS SI DATIN TUH. BAGILAH HANIS MENANG. MARI BERAMAIRAMAI RM1.00 SEORANG. HANIS FOR MDG. And so on and so forth. These people I tell you, cannot be traded with anything else in the whole universe, not even with a bloody red Latio. So the next day, when I got home, my dad showed me an article on MDG in TheStar newspaper (1 May 2008), where the winner quoted "Though I expected Hanis to win, I believe I deserved this". WOW. Wait. Really ah? I thought its the other way around. Should have been "Ive expected myself to win though I believe, Hanis deserves this". Haha I know, damn perasan lah me. I mean seriously, just read my blog's descriptions, can detect already that Im a perasan person. Anyway Cindy, congrats and good luck. Im sorry if you think Im not sweet for smiling like a nenek (ama/grandmother) on stage after they announced your win. Haha. I have that smile since I was born. My mom wanted to slap me the moment the doctor showed me to her, I tell you. Haha. Sumore with this braces on, lagilah my smile looks like a nenek's.

Now, let me explain my super duper uber slow catwalk on the finale night. I wanted to walk very fast, pose very fast, and just change to the other outfit very fast. But when I got on the stage, the screaming went like WAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOOH HANEEEEEEEEEES, from the red tshirt people (I love you red tshirt people eventhough from far nampak macam kakak2 jaga booth Hotlink). I was overwhelmed. I wanted to cherish the moment for as long I can. Hence, a snailwalk instead of a catwalk. Seriously, when else would such a large crowd of energetic people scream your name during your catwalk (or snailwalk in my case). Mifa? Not a chance. Some other mall fashion show? In your dream, Hanis. And I was overjoyed when people came up to me telling me I walked oh so gracefully and very gentle. Cheh different persona on stage lah ni. Pewiit.

Ooh ooh I have another story! Haha for a first post of a first timer, this post is kinda long crappy and lengthy kan? Haha. Never mind, I nak cerita jugak. Before the final event, we went to Shawn Cutler for our hair wash and hair trim. So of course, before a show we need to be makeupless to make the makeup people's life easier. So we (me, Adeline and Cindy), went there, bare face, and simply let them do our hair. This guy who washes hair, already washed Cindy's hair. My turn was next. Then I sat down and chat with him while he carefully washes my frizzy hair.

Wash hair guy: What did you guys do last night?
Frizzy hair person: Rehearse for catwalk until morning.
Wash hair guy: No wonder you guys look so tired.
Frizzy hair person: No, its just that we always come here with make up on.
Wash hair guy: Cindy got panda eyes.
Frizzy hair person: Yeah, we always come here with make up on.
Wash hair guy: You look the nicest without make up.
Frizzy hair person: *Shining eyes*

But now, come to think of it, maybe its because, Im young, my skin is young, I dont always go with dragqueen makeup, or I simply dont have aunty's facial features. I may have nenek's facial features, but that makes me rather exotic, dont you think? HAHA I TOLD YOU IM PERASAN. Okay go on. Read other blogs.

Truthfully,
Yang benar,
Hanis Zalikha.

Ive seen my preview before I post this, and I thought its very boring, I mean seriously, compared to all those colourful vocabs blogs with colourful pictures, hesh. So here I include my recent photo, took this just before the final (bare face, the nicest one without make up according to Wash Hair Guy).




Ive gained 6kg, I didnt shave my legs and my eyes got smaller over the past two months. How lah to model with photo like that?

:P