Sunday, May 11, 2008

Malaysian Dreamgirl's photos, the not so good, the bad, the ugly, the fugly, the mother fugly.

Hello there. Its me again. Welcome to my second post.
Hahah.

Today Im going to talk about my MDG's photos. As you all know, we, the contestant have been giving acceptable photos week after week. But unfortunately for contestant number 6, Hanis Zalikha, this one however,


Summer White (or is it White Summer? I know white christmas, but white summer? Lets stick with Summer White) shoot, like OH MY GAWD (bimbo voice)



WHAT IS SHE DOING?? WHY IS HER BRACES STILL ON? THIS IS NOT LIKE TOOTHPASTE AD FOR PEOPLE WITH BRACES OR SOMETHENGG. LIKE OMG (still bimbo voice and being very bimbotic) I KNOW BRACES ARE LIKE RETAINERS WHICH YOU CAN TAKE OFF EASILY BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT! OMG SHES SO DUMB SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER BRACES OFF FOR THIS SHOOT. OMG I CAN ONLY COMMENT ON HER BRACES BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS PHOTO IS ACTUALLY NICE. OH NO. ITS NOT NICE. I CANT ADMIT THAT. NOT IN PUBLIC ANYWAAY.
Note: This is a total sarcasm for people who has problem with my braces.

Moving on, Hanis's Savanth Too photo. Despite what the critics have said, I believe this is a good photo of Hanis. You see,



she does not look like a freaking 17year old, fooling around with her mother's dress, does she? She pulled this one off perfectly with just the right amount of elegance (even Jay, and her boyfriend (apparently, he told her during phone convo) agreed on this. HUREI!). I cant believe they (the critics) think its very portrait-like. I mean like, okay okay dah. Perasan betul.

Up next, Hanis's Wella Inspiration's photoshoot.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*roll on the floor*HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA*massage cheeks*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cook rice*HAHAHAHAHAHA. END.




57 comments:

  1. funny you..no granny lah..it is what i call exotic face..put u n cindy..u have the face then her typical face..view my blog..may be next time i will put u on my internatiol blog..roll on..ok??

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  2. hey babe, you don't look like a granny k! LOL.

    oh as for the wella shot, yours isn't the worst because i found cindy's and adeline's extreely hideous! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  3. The Wella shot looks like Sakai.

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  4. LOLOLOL Y U SO FUNNY?!

    U shud have posted ur best picture, the last one before u enter the final 3. It was aweeeesomeee! Love that pic man, it literally blew me away! :)

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  5. http://dainnocentwitch.blogspot.com/2008/05/malaysian-dreamgirl.html


    This post is for u.......

    welcome to the blog world....

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  6. N I actually like ur last pic!

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  7. sorry babe.... leave the wrong address....

    anyway, good job...

    u definitely one super model in future... except the braces la

    http://dainnocentwitch.blogspot.com/2008/05/malaysian-dreamgirl.html

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  8. hahahahaha <3 the sense of humour!! :)

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  9. yes..for me jay and eyna shoud be in the final..and fiqa too..dun get me wrong..but three of them have the height, body and if we can teach them well, they can be in international runway..it is just my opinion..

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  10. Hanis! *wave like crazy* I'm so happy that I found your blog! You don't know me but I'm your biggest fan! haha Gosh, I love your posts! They're so insanely funny and dramatic! Plus, you don't look like a grandma...you're our very own MDG!:)

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  11. woot woot welcome to the blogging world =D

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  12. Hanis, welcome to the blogger's world. Your posts, they're so funny, you're so real as in you really show us your true self, that's what I like about you. You go girl .. support you all the time

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  13. ini belog saya hahahahha go HANIS!!!

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  14. Lawak betul u...hahahahahahaha..best!

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  15. you rock ya hanis!! haha... best of lucks in your future endeavours!! check me out at http://momentzofmylife.blogspot.com

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  16. Lol, funny posts. I so wanted you to win MDG although all of us knew Cindy will eventually win it... for reasons we are all aware of.

    Anyway, welcome to the blogsphere and just so you know, You and Jay are my favorites!

    Good luck in your future and hope you'll do really well in the modelling industry.

    :)

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  17. I loved your Savanh Too picture, it was the best of the lot IMHO.

    The Well one tho...wtf?

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  18. You are too humble, BOOO! Most of your pictures were better than most girls... Though towards the end of the competition, it was a no-contest-- your pictures were some of the best. :D

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  19. You dun look nenek at all......
    I like you the best out of so many girls. Keep blogging, modeling, macam-macam-ing or watsoever !! =)

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  20. you are cute la, i wud preffer you to win than cindy.

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  21. hello awesome people. i will take off this braces for you. (tipu)

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  22. hanissssssssss


    i still support u. hehe.work hard ya? go casting often ok?

    i spent rm50 voting for u for the final 3. :*(

    but the pencuri tomato won. gila babi

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  23. wow naeboo! WOW! AND THANK YOU. but its holright. i'll update you with my life okay? im working hard for you guys right now. this is my moment.

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  24. haha okkkk the wella one a bit out..the fake eye lashes macam spider webs..:P (sorry)

    but good job overall! ahaa u are a very fun person who can joke a lot and make fun of urself....thats good way to destress!

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  25. hi..nice blog..i follow u since episod 1..silently

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  26. eh but i dont know why they picked my wella shot to be featured in StarTwo. im one exotic sakai, i guess.

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  27. roflol hanis you are so funny!!! haha i'm definitely coming back to your blog. the most gorgeous chicks are the ones who know how to laugh at themselves... instead of just posting multitudes of camwhore shots. hahaha.

    keep it up! :)

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  28. hi girl! you're the winner in the hearts of many! :D

    and your english not THAT bad lah, just that you love to pipe in with slangs here and there. :P

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  29. hanis dont say urself like that..u r being too humble alr..
    i think some of ur photos still won the rest.

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  30. ditch the braces and im sure u will go wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy up there in the modelling world. u go girl :)

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  31. OMGGGGGG!!!!!

    it's u, u blog now

    I LOVE U!!!! mwah mwah mwah

    =p

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  32. omg.. u can be my next fav blogger.
    the way u blog so damn cute and farnie.

    big fan of yours. voted till.. hahahaha..

    anyways, good luck in every single thing you do and i will always stay tune for more updates.

    will link you at mine too ;)

    big hugs!

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  33. Hey Hanis! My fave MDG :)

    Glad you're starting a blog, it'd be cool to see what you're up to after MDG. You'll do great as a model I'm sure!

    BTW check out my MDG game and analysis on MDG if you have the time :)

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  34. heh.. good lah, love it that you don't take yourself too seriously all the time! :)))

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  35. hey babe! I have been watching you on MDG, you damn cute la :)

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  36. You go girl. Funny, cute and smart. Damn that pencuri tomato also curi the MDG title. Blah!

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  37. hi!! i was so badly hoping u'd win sighhh but oh well. and u take great pics :) take care hun xoxo and ur damn funny hahaha :)

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  38. i fell on the floor when i read "cook rice" LOL!!!!11

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  39. seronok betul baca u punya blog ni..

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  40. youuu thanks for visiting my blog. ahaha. i've linked you :P

    p/s: i mmg garang. be afraid. be very very afraid. ahaha poyo

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  41. I cant believe the other 2 dreamers have won. You're definitely champion for me. Keep it up.

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  42. i know, i know!! join MDG again then we all (fansx2 sekalian) will definitely vote for you like giler nonstop and make sure you be the MDG this time, how about that!

    :D

    xoxo,
    your huge fan hailing from the states

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  43. lol your blog is funny! keep updating!

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  44. Hahaha.. Like the rest, I like your belog. Update more often ok :)

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  45. hanis! was so happy to see you have a blog, because after reading your posts, you are confirm ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN TIMES (or more) better than the crappy i-not-expect-but-deserve-win-whatever-shit girl. real personalities may be 'invisible' / bias on MDG, but the difference between your posts on your blog and her posts on her blog is like .. what? peaches and hingus la. so obvious who the 'faker' is now haha.

    i am a complete stranger to you who is one of the many that decided to follow d MDG series, and in real life i am the damn kiasu / lazy type who just likes to watch stuff and be happy and not be involved with sms-ing or whatever contests. BUT. for some reason in this show i decided to vote, only for you :) sigh of course the results are so sad and stupid. but nvmla, you're already like a winner anyway. everyone just cursing the other one to death only.

    oh btw, in ALL the photoshoots sincerely i thot your pictures (well and nadias) are REALLY always the best, even before i decided you were my fav. cindy's and adeline's looked so cacat and always the same only lar from 1st to last episode, i dunno what 'improvement' some ppl keep talking about. well keep up your posts! i'm in love with your blog already :)

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  46. LOL! Only our Hanis could so good-humouredly poke fun at herself ;)

    Ok, I must admit that I didn't really like your lingerie shoot but thought you looked really sweet in the Summer White shoot. Savanth Too- You da' woman Hanis! Had that slight regal air about you. Wella Inspiration- Lol.. Most messed this up. Only you and Fiqa shone.

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  47. PEACHES AND HINGUS?? YEAY IM THE PEACHES.

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  48. hanis u r my favourite out of 3 finalists, u r like a supermodel in the making :D

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  49. hahaha! u can even cook rice while laughing? LOL.
    im loving the sense of humour :P

    p.s : u're my favourite contestant!

    regards, Aimi.

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  50. thank you all for keep coming back for more. and thank you for responding to my post by dropping comments. kalau tak i macam blog sorang2 (if not i'd look like im blogging alone).

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  51. Hahahaha. You're so funny lah!

    Keep belogging yah.

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  52. heyyyyyyyyyyy.. i was really hoping you would win so badly but sighhh.. anyways you'll definately do well without winning also and no you dont take ugly pictures, you take GREAT pictures. take care hun. hugs!!

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  53. GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA DAH LAMA AKU NK KOMEN-izdi again-

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