Thursday, February 12, 2009

What I want for Valentine's Day




Eh siapa Valentine? Tak baik sambut hari dia. Fine. MARI SAMBUT HARI KASIH SAYANG. Bagaimanakah anda tunjukkan kasih sayang kepada orang yang tersayang selain membelikan bunga berduri, makan malam mahal yang waiter slow kerana nak attend ramai orang, anak patung beruang yang boleh dapat free di Fun Fair Segamat atau kad besar dari Hallmark yang diproduce 15000keping sedunia? HA! BELILAH KEK SUPER SEDAP BUATAN EMAK SAYA! *iklan*



My mom called telling me about the Hari Kasih Sayang's promo shes having. You can customize your own cake, design, and size, to customize the price you'll be paying! Or if its too much work for you, just go for the famous RM60 MOIST DARK CHOCOLATE CAKE. Bear in mind that cakes will be expensive on/for that day, so supermom is here to save the day hurrah. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OKAY. SERIOUS. I dah tatau macam mana nak highlight betapa sedapnya kek cokelat my mom. Macam mana eh? Ha kalau over 10, I bagi 22/10. Kalau grade SPM, cake my mom dapat A-13. Ha ambek kau, bukan A1 lagi dah, A NEGATIF 13 DOH. Pastu kalau kek my mom tuh pasukan rumah sukan sekolah, dia akan bolot semua piala termasuk perbarisan terbaik dan lompat tinggi lelaki bawah 18. Kalau kek my mom itu, Hanis Zalikha, dia akan dapat kahwin dengan Jordan Chan. Kalau kek my mom itu, perfume, dia adalah DKNY Delicious Green Apple atau Channel No. 5. Kalau kek my mom itu University, dia adalah Oxford, atau UiTM Segamat.





HA MACAM ITULAH BETAPA HEBATNYA KEK MY MOM. TEMPAH SEKARANG. SHINA: 012-3959779.




39 comments:

  1. menarek nye.
    sempat lagi ek klu nk order?
    kene pickup sendiri cake tu kt ur house la ek?

    nnti i anta surat layang kt ur mom.

    ek ek ele...

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  2. Iklan yg paling lawak skali...Hehehe....Nice blog..

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  3. hahaha. bengom. Klo kek itu adalah sejenis beras? dia adalah beras cap rambutan? beras cap giant? beras jati?

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  4. DKNY Delicious Green Apple memang sedap sangat sangat kan?

    I suka! Dah lama tak tukar.

    Hmm, Hanis, kalau I tempah kek tu as a present for someone, I kena pegi ambik kt rumah you la ye? (ok soalan bodoh tapi saje perlu confirmation)

    Or you could send it if you happen to be in the area? (ok demand cm sial wtf wtf)

    Thanks Hanis.

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  5. tingin giler nk test makan kek makcik. tp duwit saya hanya tinggal $45.30 sahaje...huhuhuwaaaaaaaaaaa... :(

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  6. mak kamu tak bukak kedai ke? segan nak dtg rumah kamu.. HAHA

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  7. u're so funny dear, but i will try ur mom's cake one day.

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  8. adik manis,
    you mean chanel no.5 kan?

    comel je typo ;)

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  9. hahaha Oxford atau UiTM Segamat! comel!!!

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  10. I heart DKNY Delicious Green Apple!!!! tapi dah tinggal sket.. *Sads*

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  11. orang yang ngak ada pacar boleh beli ngak?

    hehe.. gurau

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  12. Hanis, takde foto ke menunjukkan kelazatan kek coklat tu.. (biar sampai terliur2) :P

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  13. hahaha, kemain promo..

    wowh, oxford...gile ah

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  14. Salam,
    Aik macam ne bole sedap macam Uitm Segamat. I dulu uat diploma kat sana, pastu degree sambung tempat lain.

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  15. sorry, sebelum nih salah acc ropenye..
    alahai

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  16. hahahaha ur good. i cant stop laughing.. mann org ingat haku gila gelak ngekek2 sorang kat opis nih.. :)

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  17. hahahahah...a very good advertising.
    but unfortunately i dun celebr8 valentine.so,maybe i akan beli kek mak u utk my wife next time!

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  18. hello hanis!
    i found ur blog randomly and i really enjoyed reading ur post entries.
    super lawak k...i slalu je gelak.
    anyways, i will order ur mom's oh-so-amazing-yummylicious-chocolate-cake when im in KL in March!!!!

    wait, its still open till March, rite? hehe :)

    p/s. stop by to my blog anytime u free :)

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  19. if your mom cake is superher what would it be?

    STAY PUFF MAN?

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  20. kalo beli then suruh anta skali buleh?
    out of country now, ujung bln br blk

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  21. hanis, ada delivery ke? or kene pick up kat bkt jelutong?

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  22. OKAY KEJAP NAK BUAT SESI BERTEMU PENANYA (ceh malu lah i nak panggil peminat).

    Nak order bila-bila boleh, sepanjang tahun kecuali tahun gajah.

    Nak beli boleh pick up dekat rumah saya, atau Giant Shah Alam, dekatr dengan Stadium.

    YA SAYA SALAH EJA CHANEL TEREJA CHANNEL MACAM DISNI CHANNEL. MALU TAPI TAKNAK TUKAR SEBAB MEMORI TYPO COMEL CEH PERASAN.

    FOTO KELAZATAN KEK BOLEH RUJUK SEBELAH KANAN (SIDEBAR).

    Harap-harap ramai orang beli *tadah tangan doa kepada Allah*

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  23. antara kek cokelat, saya pilih selipar la,

    leh pakai wat jalan2...
    :D

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  24. kenapa uitm segamat? segamat sangap oi. haha (0_o)

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  25. OMG KENAPA BARU CAKAP BOLH ORDER UTK VALENTINES? dah terlambat untuk order lusa dah valentines T_T

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  26. hi hanis..
    aku berjln2 ke blog org n ttbe terjmpe ko nyer blog..
    mayb ko gne nme hanis zalikha so aku cam..
    anyway,
    im really interested with your moist cake..
    but im away now..
    after valentine blh order lg tak??..

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  27. tolong jangan paprkan gambar macam ni time bulan puasa yea.. boleh jatuh iman wooo!

    p/s - mintak izin link blog hanis ke blog aku yea. tq

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  28. hanis, i'm still a high school student tp i nk kenal ngn you blh ke? kalo x blh x pe.

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  29. Okay okay, saya faham sedapnya dengan metafora yang diberikan, haha.

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  30. wah!cam besh rsny
    ada sys.delivery pgi sbh?
    hehe!jk..
    X)

    tgk gbr pn jd la..

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  31. of all people u kena sebut jordan chan??? hehe

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  32. amik la gambar kek tu di lain-lain angle dan saiz. nak tengok macam mana. dia punya rasa boleh lawan big apple donut yang ALIEN tu tak? damn sedap!

    p/s: alien is the one yang coklat dia macam curly-curly tu.

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  33. is your mum a professional chef? i did read your earlier posts that your mum was one of those who contributed to the recipes in RASA

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