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"Hanis dah gelap sikit"

My dad's comment (he emphasised on the word sikit though, being aware on how image-concious teenagers are nowadays) which reminded me to write this letter.

Dear Marlisa,

I know I’ve been too busy to even text you goodnight lately and I’m sorry I always use the ‘if only you’re using the same telco line’ excuse. But I assure you honey, you’re still in my heart and my prayer. So its only natural for me to think of you even when playing with these Clean&Clear barbie-like game knowing that you’re forever in search of the perfect skin care range. And that we used to visit each other’s houses to play with dolls (during standard 6, we should be ashamed of ourselves T_T), and omg do you remember how I made a fridge for my dolls using Scott Emulsion’s box??! Haha cheapskate, but you must admit I was quite creative, because unlike you, the 12-year-old me, don’t get to spend money on dolls T_T

Babe,

Its not that I’m complaining on your whines but no one, not even your beloved Hanis Zalikha (ceh) went through adolescence without breakouts and blackheads and most importantly, unintended sun tan. And with that, I introduce you this!

CLEAN AND CLEAR FAIRNESS
Masa untuk sental!

“Clean & Clear Clear Fairness range is specially formulated for teens to achieve fair, radiant and young skin. The cleanser has a non-drying, oil-free formula that is easy for everyday use. The moisturizer is with oil-free formula; contains Double Bright Action that helps lightens your skin with Vitamin C and protects you from the sun with SPF 15.”

Okay okay, more discoveries. Unfortunately I also found out about this bestfriend contest (our calling!) called Masa Untuk Menyinar, a reality contest in search for teenage girls (like us!) that will be starring in Shila’s (OIAM) Hanya Kita’s music video. And the best part is you (supposedly us!) also get to be Clean & Clear ambassador! The contest ended some time last year *bitter*.

And the two girls (that could have been us!), are Fasya and Farisa. I’ve checked them out, and thanks to Clean & Clear Fairness, they have perfect skin (unlike us!). So yeah. Bah!

Okay focus now. Since I’ve been neglecting my skin to a point that even Karisma cannot help (sad truth), here’s the plan. Our to-do list: Snap ‘before’ picture > Resist the urge to photoshop ‘before’ picture > Get Clean & Clear Fairness > Try it out > Have patience, do not wash face 6 times a day > Pray for the best > Compare and evaluate results > Flaunt our skin in Dancing Gonjengs 2 The Musical video! Hows that bebeh? IZ TAK PAYAH LAH INCLUDE SEKALI SI SEMULAJADI PUTIH TUH hmph.


Love,
Hanis Zalikha.

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"Kita nak model pelajar dalam kampus, bukan model catwalk."

Ingat itu Hanis. Simpan high heels 7inci kau dalam laci belajar yang sebelah kiri sekarang T_T

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Lagenda is supposedly the 'upper' place in Bukit Lagenda. Not that it has the biggest houses, but to say that it has superb environment would be an understatement. This is the one of the few places I know in Bukit Jelutong that has strong bond between neighbours, potluck parties like no others and gossips circulating once in awhile as if Jalan Teratak is Wisteria Lane CHEYHH. Haha. But it still bothers me when this conversation took place.

Meor(ambik kau aku guna nama sebenar haha): Weh Hanis kau balik tak weekend ini?

Hanis: Oh Sabtu ini? Taak :(

Meor: Asal? Aku balik doh. Hihihi (bajet aku jeles a kau gelak macam nih)

Hanis: Aku kene buat PTPTN, dia Sabtu ngan Ahad.

Meor: PERGH! PERGH DUDUK JE LAGENDA, TAPI AMBIK PTPTN GAK KE?! *nada paling terkejut yang Meor boleh buat, kalah pelajar AF pada minggu penyingkiran tengok ada dua beg keluar dari pentas*

Hanis: ... (dalam hati: sebab aku taknak belajar guna duit mak bapak?)

HAHAHAHA SORRY MEOR AKU TERKESIMA DENGAN PERTANYAAN KAU KAT CAFE HARI ITU, AKU TAK SEMPAT NAK JAWAB :B