Hanis Zalikha: Virtual Personal Assistant

Monday, January 9, 2012

Virtual Personal Assistant

Just now Alisya was playing with that Voice Action (Jeannie) app on mom's Samsung Galaxy Note, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Hello Alicia.
Me: I'm not Alicia.
Jeannie: So you're not Alicia. What's your dear name?
Me: I'm Hanis.
Jeannie: Hello Funny.
Me: I'm not funny. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie: Hello Chinese.
Me: I'm not Chinese! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Few moments later I came back *not giving up*.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Welcome back chinese. Nice to see you.
Me: No. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie. You're Horny? How are you? I am a female robot.

K.

129 COMMENTS NOW:

Zinnirah Humaira said...: haha..funny !! apps on phone nowadays..macam2 :); January 9, 2012 5:08 PM
N.A.Z said...: hahaha lawak betul jeannie nie..lain kali akak kena pronounce nama akak betul2; January 9, 2012 5:13 PM
toira ismail said...: HAHAHAHAHA; January 9, 2012 5:15 PM
hEarTLeSs said...: haha lawak2 by the way takde ke gambar kak liyana kawen?; January 9, 2012 5:22 PM
Umar Kadir said...: oh my! that was hilarious!; January 9, 2012 5:23 PM
capt. keon alhan said...: haha so funny la kak chinese...eh,,,silap la...kak hanis...; January 9, 2012 5:24 PM
Asyikin said...: hahahaha, kelakar !; January 9, 2012 5:24 PM
Cik Ungu Kamila said...: bhahaaahaaaa ! #speechless; January 9, 2012 5:25 PM
June said...: LOL !! samsung pun have those kind of apps . tot only iphone got crazy lady name Siri .; January 9, 2012 5:29 PM
Cik Cammy Lia said...: hahahahaha..lucu + geram je kn; January 9, 2012 5:32 PM
dilla nadila said...: so funny :D; January 9, 2012 5:33 PM
suez said...: rofl!; January 9, 2012 5:38 PM
pinky_liscious said...: lawak!!! hehehe; January 9, 2012 5:40 PM
Cik Eka said...: hahahahah; January 9, 2012 5:41 PM
Norasiah Nasir said...: err...btw i nk gelak ...hahahahahahah

sabor je la...; January 9, 2012 5:42 PM
Miss Fireflies said...: BHAHAHAHA!!!!

entry ni paling lawak dalam banyak2 entry u.

hi funny chinese horny.LOL; January 9, 2012 5:44 PM
b o g i said...: hehehe, sapa lagi cute eh, si demok ke si hamis?; January 9, 2012 5:50 PM
❤ Cik Nissa ❤ said...: haha!lawak la hanis ni...chinese.. bla bla..last2 horny =P; January 9, 2012 5:52 PM
NAD_liy said...: wowowo-- how can the robot just saying that you're horny.. what a funny robot.. anddd... i thought that the robot got a sounds trouble.. u better amitted her into any medical instituiton(for robot--::if it do exist lah.. hahaha)-- =D.. a cute entry Hanis..; January 9, 2012 5:55 PM
Nurul Asyikin Mohd Taharim said...: Horny, really? Homaihh hahahahhahahahahah i laughed like roflmao. Dang Jeannie!; January 9, 2012 5:57 PM
Cik Limah said...: hahhaha.. that last name.. :P; January 9, 2012 5:59 PM
Alkisah said...: aduhai... kelakar la u babe.. u patut cakap "i'm hamis jalika" baru dia faham.. jeannie tu jawa tau..; January 9, 2012 6:01 PM
Cik NurulZaty said...: hahahahahaha..; January 9, 2012 6:14 PM
Syafiq Ahadin said...: haha! no one can beat Human's intelligence. hehe! gile ke ape tu robot.; January 9, 2012 6:20 PM
cikbelang said...: hahhaha nice !; January 9, 2012 6:28 PM
kekunang said...: muahahaa....dia berjaya mencetuskan perasaan k bai!; January 9, 2012 6:30 PM
Cik Shazie said...: Hahahaha.. ini lawak!; January 9, 2012 6:35 PM
aiharaRiko said...: ｌｏｌ　ｔｈａｔ’ｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ　！！; January 9, 2012 6:38 PM
E y r a a Atiqa said...: HAHA. Klakar r :D; January 9, 2012 6:43 PM
Azyyati Elias said...: Hahaha. Super funny la. Hahaha. Sabar jela :); January 9, 2012 6:43 PM
Izz Hazwani said...: Teringat cleverbot pulak tiba tiba.; January 9, 2012 6:44 PM
dila.azie said...: Nak kata kurang pendengaran , robot la pulak . Nak hempas , ur mom punya Samsung Galaxy Note . So , sabar jela . Hee (:; January 9, 2012 6:46 PM
RABIATUL ADAWIYAH said...: hahahaha...lol!
the voice can't detect your name!; January 9, 2012 6:46 PM
dear yayah said...: very da very one virtually assist :) ahaha; January 9, 2012 6:52 PM
tapakasut said...: haha.funny ! =]; January 9, 2012 6:54 PM
nunun noordin said...: tak give up tu.hehe.yang last name tu takleh blah betol hehe; January 9, 2012 7:02 PM
ikhwanaidil said...: horny -_-

pakai siri lah! haha; January 9, 2012 7:05 PM
Bisuko Death Sentence said...: Should I put this on 9gag? Just kidding. Troll Samsung.; January 9, 2012 7:13 PM
ketuapenconteng said...: hahahah!; January 9, 2012 7:14 PM
dhaniezainal said...: LOL, its so faking funny! haha.; January 9, 2012 7:17 PM
Nad Kassim said...: FML !!! Miss your writings, Hanis!; January 9, 2012 7:28 PM
Cik tikah said...: wah, mcm best lah! :); January 9, 2012 7:30 PM
Zetty Zulikha said...: Hahahaa! Demn funny!; January 9, 2012 7:45 PM
Zetty Zulikha said...: Hahahha! Demn funny! =)); January 9, 2012 7:45 PM
shahrazali said...: nama pun dah female robot..... mmg dia susah nak paham la..hahaha...

x pasal2 dapat byk nickname..; January 9, 2012 7:48 PM
Awie said...: hahahaha...; January 9, 2012 7:56 PM
Kamal Hakim said...: pervert jugak rupanya galaxy note!; January 9, 2012 8:00 PM
cik ems said...: haha kiutt; January 9, 2012 8:06 PM
Minah said...: awesome . haha .; January 9, 2012 8:09 PM
cik puan olympus said...: hahaha... chumelnya... nak marah tapi takleh... maybe u shud spell for her...; January 9, 2012 8:10 PM
z said...: hahah.sengal punya ghobot~!; January 9, 2012 8:16 PM
FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATION said...: haha, lawak!; January 9, 2012 8:17 PM
Dhiya Fariza said...: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!; January 9, 2012 8:23 PM
hfar said...: l o l !; January 9, 2012 8:24 PM
cik wan said...: haha...ada ke patut horny..mybe ssh nk sbut hanis kot...pakai lh zalikha..hik2..i pkai s.glxy note jgk so nk try jgk mne tw lg carutan yg kuar...miahahahaha...; January 9, 2012 8:25 PM
cik wan said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 9, 2012 8:25 PM
cik gadis yan said...: Seriously funny.; January 9, 2012 8:32 PM
Nur Misnan said...: Lucu. d last word HORNEY.. oh dear.
nasib dia tak merepek ke lain.. hik3; January 9, 2012 8:42 PM
Dilakochan said...: Hahahah hi funny!

;)); January 9, 2012 8:51 PM
Najwa Haneem said...: haha, lawak giler. kurang ajar punya phone. haha :D lol; January 9, 2012 8:56 PM
laskar pelangi said...: HAHAHA. =D; January 9, 2012 9:11 PM
sgt'SS said...: smpi tesedak2 air liur sndri..; January 9, 2012 9:16 PM
Mohd Najib Idris said...: LOL! since when do robots have a gender?; January 9, 2012 9:20 PM
Posh said...: Cik SiRI memang ada masalah pronounce malay name...lol; January 9, 2012 9:49 PM
NadellaZahare said...: hahaha. i guna AI Cleverbot. mmg kalau tension study, stop by borak kejap sure patah perut melayan, cleverbot gilaaaa. craps sama mcm jeanie. hahahaha -____-; January 9, 2012 10:17 PM
Keyha said...: LOLOLOLOLOL!; January 9, 2012 10:23 PM
FNMR said...: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH XD; January 9, 2012 10:35 PM
cik violet said...: haha..; January 9, 2012 10:56 PM
Iera Fakhira said...: ROFL!!!! :D; January 9, 2012 11:31 PM
L said...: huhu.. ish4.. patut la selalu dapat g2.. ingat sorang jerk.. haha

jom baca kejap.=)
http://lolz-l.blogspot.com/2012/01/iman-kita.html; January 9, 2012 11:56 PM
umiradaud said...: Ya Allah..macam-macam apps la skarang ni..mybe kena sebut by alphabet kot nama akak.baru clear.hehe; January 10, 2012 12:45 AM
Miss Anne said...: lol!; January 10, 2012 12:55 AM
b o g i said...: itu la korang tatau, hamis ni si horny chinese sebenar2nya
=)); January 10, 2012 2:53 AM
~cik atin~ said...: itulah jadinye bila alat teknologi yang bercakap.. ha3; January 10, 2012 3:18 AM
SyazwanSarawak said...: wtfbbqlololol XD; January 10, 2012 7:08 AM
FliP® said...: afta 2 years..... yg nie entry plg buat daku pecah perut gelak pagi2....!!!!! wakakakaakakakakakakakakakakakakkaka....; January 10, 2012 8:06 AM
tiqa ramlan said...: Thats so funny ^^,; January 10, 2012 8:24 AM
mien said...: HikHikHik~ that was really Cute....
Cuber try Hamis plak?; January 10, 2012 9:01 AM
mien said...: Hikhikhik....that was really cute!!
Cuber try Hamis plak?; January 10, 2012 9:02 AM
Azilawati said...: hahaha...funny. x bleh pakai nye PA.; January 10, 2012 9:50 AM
Lifesaver Hamzah said...: hahahaaha!! nak download jugak lah..; January 10, 2012 10:10 AM
Izraa said...: hi funny horny chinese..; January 10, 2012 11:24 AM
Filla ~ Kasihs said...: HAHAHAHAHA.. kelaka habis.; January 10, 2012 11:28 AM
brobim said...: :)....aje kacau dak robot tue....; January 10, 2012 11:43 AM
~sHiDa dAn sAfUaN FaMiLy~ said...: hehehe. kelaka giler...; January 10, 2012 1:52 PM
yasmin said...: hahaha. Terbaik...; January 10, 2012 2:14 PM
fiey zara malaiqa said...: kehkehkeh.. :); January 10, 2012 2:39 PM
chocolatecoffee12 said...: better org panggil funny or chinese drpd.. horny? hahah kesian hanis kne troll dgn app tu :D; January 10, 2012 3:25 PM
Ms and Mr Red Ribbon said...: ahahahaha... still not giving up, hanis??; January 10, 2012 4:53 PM
Laura said...: Hahahah... remind me of my conversation with Siri.

Me: Hello.
Siri: Hi.
Me: What is your name?
Siri: My name is Siri.
Me: Do you have a surname?
Siri: I don't have a surname, but this is about you not me.
Me: Oookaayyyy.
Me: What is your name? (sindri bongok sbb tanye lagi)
Siri: My name is Siri, you already know that. (bole terbayang muka exasperated Siri tu if she's a real lady hehe)
Me: Can you tell me my location now?
Siri: Sorry, I cannot check your location. I can only check US addresses and location, and when you speak in US English! (cilako ko Siri!); January 10, 2012 5:20 PM
Silent said...: lucuuuu :); January 10, 2012 5:33 PM
Mama Likha said...: hahaha !! ishhh!; January 10, 2012 6:06 PM
Shima Yahya said...: sumpah lawak . haha .; January 10, 2012 7:48 PM
susumanis said...: hahaha...funny sgt :); January 10, 2012 9:20 PM
Che Armad said...: Isu Semasa : 2012... Hari Kiamat terus diramal... Fenomena ribut matahari terjadi pada pertengahan 2012 hingga 2013...

Rujuk Entri ini:
http://che-armad.blogspot.com/2012/01/isu-semasa-2012-hari-kiamat-terus.html; January 10, 2012 10:58 PM
Lady Emilya said...: hahahaha, serius klakar :D; January 10, 2012 11:03 PM
ardyim said...: hahaha..lawak la....; January 10, 2012 11:19 PM
Cindyrina (The Princess) said...: hillarious!!!! rolling left and right laughing hahaha; January 10, 2012 11:41 PM
saya tak tipu.... said...: tak berape nak lawak!!tapi loved ur blog si cantik hanis......new in blogging 5 ari...dh tua bangka!; January 11, 2012 1:41 AM
syakila_purple said...: hahhaaa....that thing boleh sebut nama alisya, ( alicia ); January 11, 2012 8:41 AM
eyqa amin said...: lol!; January 11, 2012 9:09 AM
Lady Milo said...: huhu sakit hati. kena sepak baru betul kot. :-P; January 11, 2012 10:55 AM
Jαnnαhツ said...: horny. hahaha; January 11, 2012 12:06 PM
Azizah Alwi said...: Hanis Try main cleverbot pulak.Its super duper Lame also.At least blh hilangkan tension sekejapkan? hehe; January 11, 2012 12:24 PM
jebat said...: tak lawak..cuba lg...; January 11, 2012 12:35 PM
Ahmad Ali said...: ali-punyakata.blogspot.com
usha la weh; January 11, 2012 1:03 PM
..::SangRatoo::.. said...: maybe kene sebut Zalikha..heheheheh; January 11, 2012 1:23 PM
LittleGurl said...: hahaha! kemain robot tu ye, reti pulak sebut horny! *gelak guling-guling*; January 11, 2012 1:26 PM
shark said...: hahaha
jgan sampai hempas talipon tu sudah:p; January 11, 2012 2:51 PM
wanie jb said...: huhu...mmg lawak; January 11, 2012 3:47 PM
1four1two said...: You tak bitch slap mak you punya Samsung Galazy Note tu? Hahaha; January 11, 2012 7:46 PM
Sofia Zara said...: bahaha!; January 11, 2012 9:59 PM
SoutulMujahid said...: pekak kot. horny tu yg x tahan tu! hahahaha

soutulmujahid.com; January 12, 2012 1:22 AM
Farah Alyaa said...: robot gatal! haha=p; January 13, 2012 2:14 PM
lisa said...: memang annoying. hahaha; January 13, 2012 10:48 PM
.ShazaSulaiman. said...: hahaha..sengal punye jeannie :D; January 14, 2012 10:01 PM
anazzarizi said...: nanti kirim salam kt jeannie yer..; January 15, 2012 2:09 AM
Mrs.N0tPerFeCt said...: haha..klakar2.besabar je la yang mampu keknis.; January 16, 2012 1:27 PM
Nadya Shah said...: hahaha hilarious.. ini ler dia... secanggih mana pon teknologi still cannot beat human kan; January 16, 2012 4:20 PM
Hidayatul Putra said...: saya tag awak :)http://hidayatulputra.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-year-first-giveaway-by-ziera.html; January 16, 2012 5:02 PM
Aimi Rosli said...: haha, funny !; January 16, 2012 8:53 PM
blog-tips-kurus said...: dia sound trouble rupanya...; January 17, 2012 3:56 AM
OrangBiasa said...: Damn Hillarious!! whats apps is it?; January 17, 2012 11:04 AM
OrangBiasa said...: Damn Hillarious.. what apps actually? is it serie just like an iPhone 4s?; January 17, 2012 11:05 AM
ONEZ said...: haha....Beli iphone kn senang dh ada virtual asst...; January 17, 2012 1:26 PM
Radin Fadli said...: hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =); January 21, 2012 6:04 AM
Radin Fadli said...: hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =); January 21, 2012 6:04 AM
farz zull said...: oyyt, ini lawakk okie!! Haha!; January 25, 2012 1:16 PM
Lynn Rahman said...: horny? kah kah kah.; February 10, 2012 2:58 PM

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