Monday, January 9, 2012

Virtual Personal Assistant

Just now Alisya was playing with that Voice Action (Jeannie) app on mom's Samsung Galaxy Note, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Hello Alicia.
Me: I'm not Alicia.
Jeannie: So you're not Alicia. What's your dear name?
Me: I'm Hanis.
Jeannie: Hello Funny.
Me: I'm not funny. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie: Hello Chinese.
Me: I'm not Chinese! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Few moments later I came back *not giving up*.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Welcome back chinese. Nice to see you.
Me: No. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie. You're Horny? How are you? I am a female robot.

K.
Posted by Hanis Zalikha at 5:07 PM

131 comments:

  1. suzialfredshinJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:08 PM

    haha..funny !! apps on phone nowadays..macam2 :)

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  2. petite AJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    hahaha lawak betul jeannie nie..lain kali akak kena pronounce nama akak betul2

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  3. toira ismailJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA

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  4. UnknownJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    haha lawak2 by the way takde ke gambar kak liyana kawen?

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  5. Umar KadirJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:23 PM

    oh my! that was hilarious!

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  6. capt. keon alhanJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    haha so funny la kak chinese...eh,,,silap la...kak hanis...

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  7. AsyikinJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    hahahaha, kelakar !

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  8. Cik Ungu KamilaJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    bhahaaahaaaa ! #speechless

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  9. JuneJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    LOL !! samsung pun have those kind of apps . tot only iphone got crazy lady name Siri .

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  10. milaJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    hahahahaha..lucu + geram je kn

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  11. dilla nadilaJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:33 PM

    so funny :D

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  12. suezJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:38 PM

    rofl!

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  13. pinky_lisciousJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:40 PM

    lawak!!! hehehe

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  14. Puan EkaJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    hahahahah

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  15. Norasiah NasirJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    err...btw i nk gelak ...hahahahahahah

    sabor je la...

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    BHAHAHAHA!!!!

    entry ni paling lawak dalam banyak2 entry u.

    hi funny chinese horny.LOL

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  17. b o g iJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    hehehe, sapa lagi cute eh, si demok ke si hamis?

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  18. Nissa Jalaluddin January 9, 2012 at 5:52 PM

    haha!lawak la hanis ni...chinese.. bla bla..last2 horny =P

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    wowowo-- how can the robot just saying that you're horny.. what a funny robot.. anddd... i thought that the robot got a sounds trouble.. u better amitted her into any medical instituiton(for robot--::if it do exist lah.. hahaha)-- =D.. a cute entry Hanis..

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  20. NurulJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:57 PM

    Horny, really? Homaihh hahahahhahahahahah i laughed like roflmao. Dang Jeannie!

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  21. UnknownJanuary 9, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    hahhaha.. that last name.. :P

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  22. SofeaJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    aduhai... kelakar la u babe.. u patut cakap "i'm hamis jalika" baru dia faham.. jeannie tu jawa tau..

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  23. DeknaJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    hahahahahaha..

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  24. Syafiq AhadinJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

    haha! no one can beat Human's intelligence. hehe! gile ke ape tu robot.

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  25. cikbelangJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    hahhaha nice !

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  26. kekunangJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    muahahaa....dia berjaya mencetuskan perasaan k bai!

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  27. Wana ~January 9, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Hahahaha.. ini lawak!

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  28. aiharaRikoJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    ｌｏｌ　ｔｈａｔ’ｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ　！！

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  29. E y r a a AtiqaJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    HAHA. Klakar r :D

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  30. UnknownJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    Hahaha. Super funny la. Hahaha. Sabar jela :)

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  31. IZZ HAZWANI.January 9, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Teringat cleverbot pulak tiba tiba.

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  32. Azizah OmarJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Nak kata kurang pendengaran , robot la pulak . Nak hempas , ur mom punya Samsung Galaxy Note . So , sabar jela . Hee (:

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  33. RABIATUL ADAWIYAHJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    hahahaha...lol!
    the voice can't detect your name!

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  34. dear yayahJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:52 PM

    very da very one virtually assist :) ahaha

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  35. tapakasutJanuary 9, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    haha.funny ! =]

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  36. nunun noordinJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    tak give up tu.hehe.yang last name tu takleh blah betol hehe

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  37. aJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    horny -_-

    pakai siri lah! haha

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  38. Bisuko Death SentenceJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Should I put this on 9gag? Just kidding. Troll Samsung.

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  39. ketuapencontengJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:14 PM

    hahahah!

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  40. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:17 PM

    LOL, its so faking funny! haha.

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  41. UnknownJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:28 PM

    FML !!! Miss your writings, Hanis!

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  42. Cik tikahJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:30 PM

    wah, mcm best lah! :)

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  43. Zetty ZulikhaJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:45 PM

    Hahahaa! Demn funny!

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  44. Zetty ZulikhaJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:45 PM

    Hahahha! Demn funny! =))

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  45. shahrazaliJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:48 PM

    nama pun dah female robot..... mmg dia susah nak paham la..hahaha...

    x pasal2 dapat byk nickname..

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  46. RDCJanuary 9, 2012 at 7:56 PM

    hahahaha...

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  47. Kamal HakimJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:00 PM

    pervert jugak rupanya galaxy note!

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  48. cik emsJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    haha kiutt

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  49. Dalila AzmiJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:09 PM

    awesome . haha .

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  50. cik puan olympusJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:10 PM

    hahaha... chumelnya... nak marah tapi takleh... maybe u shud spell for her...

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  51. zJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:16 PM

    hahah.sengal punya ghobot~!

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  52. FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATIONJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:17 PM

    haha, lawak!

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  53. Dhiya FarizaJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  54. hfarJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    l o l !

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  55. cik wanJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:25 PM

    haha...ada ke patut horny..mybe ssh nk sbut hanis kot...pakai lh zalikha..hik2..i pkai s.glxy note jgk so nk try jgk mne tw lg carutan yg kuar...miahahahaha...

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  56. cik wanJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:25 PM

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  57. cik gadis yanJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    Seriously funny.

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  58. nurmisnanJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    Lucu. d last word HORNEY.. oh dear.
    nasib dia tak merepek ke lain.. hik3

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  59. dilakochanJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:51 PM

    Hahahah hi funny!

    ;))

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  60. WORD TWISTERJanuary 9, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    haha, lawak giler. kurang ajar punya phone. haha :D lol

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  61. laskar pelangiJanuary 9, 2012 at 9:11 PM

    HAHAHA. =D

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  62. sgt'SSJanuary 9, 2012 at 9:16 PM

    smpi tesedak2 air liur sndri..

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  63. Mohd Najib IdrisJanuary 9, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    LOL! since when do robots have a gender?

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  64. PoshJanuary 9, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    Cik SiRI memang ada masalah pronounce malay name...lol

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  65. Delle.January 9, 2012 at 10:17 PM

    hahaha. i guna AI Cleverbot. mmg kalau tension study, stop by borak kejap sure patah perut melayan, cleverbot gilaaaa. craps sama mcm jeanie. hahahaha -____-

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  66. KeyhaJanuary 9, 2012 at 10:23 PM

    LOLOLOLOLOL!

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  67. FinnJanuary 9, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH XD

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  68. cik violetJanuary 9, 2012 at 10:56 PM

    haha..

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  69. Iera FakhiraJanuary 9, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    ROFL!!!! :D

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  70. LJanuary 9, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    huhu.. ish4.. patut la selalu dapat g2.. ingat sorang jerk.. haha

    jom baca kejap.=)
    http://lolz-l.blogspot.com/2012/01/iman-kita.html

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  71. umiradaudJanuary 10, 2012 at 12:45 AM

    Ya Allah..macam-macam apps la skarang ni..mybe kena sebut by alphabet kot nama akak.baru clear.hehe

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  72. Anne mahliJanuary 10, 2012 at 12:55 AM

    lol!

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  73. b o g iJanuary 10, 2012 at 2:53 AM

    itu la korang tatau, hamis ni si horny chinese sebenar2nya
    =))

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  74. ~cik atin~January 10, 2012 at 3:18 AM

    itulah jadinye bila alat teknologi yang bercakap.. ha3

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  75. SyazwanJanuary 10, 2012 at 7:08 AM

    wtfbbqlololol XD

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  76. FliP®January 10, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    afta 2 years..... yg nie entry plg buat daku pecah perut gelak pagi2....!!!!! wakakakaakakakakakakakakakakakakkaka....

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  77. tiqa ramlanJanuary 10, 2012 at 8:24 AM

    Thats so funny ^^,

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  78. mienJanuary 10, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    HikHikHik~ that was really Cute....
    Cuber try Hamis plak?

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  79. mienJanuary 10, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    Hikhikhik....that was really cute!!
    Cuber try Hamis plak?

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  80. AzilawatiJanuary 10, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    hahaha...funny. x bleh pakai nye PA.

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  81. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    hahahaaha!! nak download jugak lah..

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  82. IzraaJanuary 10, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    hi funny horny chinese..

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  83. Filla January 10, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA.. kelaka habis.

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  84. brobimJanuary 10, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    :)....aje kacau dak robot tue....

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  85. MR & MRS SAFUANJanuary 10, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    hehehe. kelaka giler...

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  86. YasminJanuary 10, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    hahaha. Terbaik...

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  87. fiey ahmadsJanuary 10, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    kehkehkeh.. :)

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  88. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    better org panggil funny or chinese drpd.. horny? hahah kesian hanis kne troll dgn app tu :D

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  89. Ms and Mr Red RibbonJanuary 10, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    ahahahaha... still not giving up, hanis??

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  90. LauraJanuary 10, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Hahahah... remind me of my conversation with Siri.

    Me: Hello.
    Siri: Hi.
    Me: What is your name?
    Siri: My name is Siri.
    Me: Do you have a surname?
    Siri: I don't have a surname, but this is about you not me.
    Me: Oookaayyyy.
    Me: What is your name? (sindri bongok sbb tanye lagi)
    Siri: My name is Siri, you already know that. (bole terbayang muka exasperated Siri tu if she's a real lady hehe)
    Me: Can you tell me my location now?
    Siri: Sorry, I cannot check your location. I can only check US addresses and location, and when you speak in US English! (cilako ko Siri!)

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  91. SilentJanuary 10, 2012 at 5:33 PM

    lucuuuu :)

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  92. Ztee_AzwanisJanuary 10, 2012 at 6:06 PM

    hahaha !! ishhh!

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  93. Shima YahyaJanuary 10, 2012 at 7:48 PM

    sumpah lawak . haha .

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  94. susumanisJanuary 10, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    hahaha...funny sgt :)

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  95. UnknownJanuary 10, 2012 at 10:58 PM

    Isu Semasa : 2012... Hari Kiamat terus diramal... Fenomena ribut matahari terjadi pada pertengahan 2012 hingga 2013...

    Rujuk Entri ini:
    http://che-armad.blogspot.com/2012/01/isu-semasa-2012-hari-kiamat-terus.html

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  96. emylase.January 10, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    hahahaha, serius klakar :D

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  97. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    hahaha..lawak la....

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  98. cindyrinaJanuary 10, 2012 at 11:41 PM

    hillarious!!!! rolling left and right laughing hahaha

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  99. saya tak tipu!!nina the mummyJanuary 11, 2012 at 1:41 AM

    tak berape nak lawak!!tapi loved ur blog si cantik hanis......new in blogging 5 ari...dh tua bangka!

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  100. QielaJanuary 11, 2012 at 8:41 AM

    hahhaaa....that thing boleh sebut nama alisya, ( alicia )

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  101. Lady MiloJanuary 11, 2012 at 10:55 AM

    huhu sakit hati. kena sepak baru betul kot. :-P

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  102. JαnnαhツJanuary 11, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    horny. hahaha

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  103. PrimadonaJanuary 11, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Hanis Try main cleverbot pulak.Its super duper Lame also.At least blh hilangkan tension sekejapkan? hehe

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  104. jebatJanuary 11, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    tak lawak..cuba lg...

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  105. MUZAKJanuary 11, 2012 at 1:03 PM

    ali-punyakata.blogspot.com
    usha la weh

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  106. SangRatooJanuary 11, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    maybe kene sebut Zalikha..heheheheh

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  107. LittleGurlJanuary 11, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    hahaha! kemain robot tu ye, reti pulak sebut horny! *gelak guling-guling*

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  108. UnknownJanuary 11, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    hahaha
    jgan sampai hempas talipon tu sudah:p

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  109. wanie jbJanuary 11, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    huhu...mmg lawak

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  110. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2012 at 7:46 PM

    You tak bitch slap mak you punya Samsung Galazy Note tu? Hahaha

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  111. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    bahaha!

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  112. soutulmujahid.comJanuary 12, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    pekak kot. horny tu yg x tahan tu! hahahaha

    soutulmujahid.com

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  113. Farah AlyaaJanuary 13, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    robot gatal! haha=p

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  114. LysaJanuary 13, 2012 at 10:48 PM

    memang annoying. hahaha

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  115. .ShazaSulaiman.January 14, 2012 at 10:01 PM

    hahaha..sengal punye jeannie :D

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  116. anazzariziJanuary 15, 2012 at 2:09 AM

    nanti kirim salam kt jeannie yer..

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  117. Mrs.N0tPerFeCtJanuary 16, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    haha..klakar2.besabar je la yang mampu keknis.

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  118. I am NadJanuary 16, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    hahaha hilarious.. ini ler dia... secanggih mana pon teknologi still cannot beat human kan

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  119. Hidayatul PutraJanuary 16, 2012 at 5:02 PM

    saya tag awak :)http://hidayatulputra.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-year-first-giveaway-by-ziera.html

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  120. Aimi RosliJanuary 16, 2012 at 8:53 PM

    haha, funny !

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  121. blog-tips-kurusJanuary 17, 2012 at 3:56 AM

    dia sound trouble rupanya...

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  122. UnknownJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:04 AM

    Damn Hillarious!! whats apps is it?

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  123. UnknownJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:05 AM

    Damn Hillarious.. what apps actually? is it serie just like an iPhone 4s?

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  124. ONEZJanuary 17, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    haha....Beli iphone kn senang dh ada virtual asst...

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  125. Radin FadliJanuary 21, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =)

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  126. Radin FadliJanuary 21, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =)

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  127. farz zullJanuary 25, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    oyyt, ini lawakk okie!! Haha!

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  128. Lynn RahmanFebruary 10, 2012 at 2:58 PM

    horny? kah kah kah.

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  129. UnknownFebruary 19, 2013 at 2:58 PM

    Hi i read this blog is it really very nice blog thanks for sharing with us here. We can get very good virtual assistant service here like virtual personal assistant along with quality virtual assistants, personal virtual assistants and many more.

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  130. meFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:51 AM

    Kak hanis. I had just did some screen shot of this post to share it in my instagram. Hope you dont mind because i found this was so hillarious. Kalau tak boleh saya delete balik k? :)

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  131. meFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:53 AM

    Kak hanis, i did a screen shot on this post to put it in my instagram. I hope you dont mind because i found this was so hillarious. Kalau kak hanis tak bagi nanti saya delete okay? :)

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