Monday, January 9, 2012

Virtual Personal Assistant

Just now Alisya was playing with that Voice Action (Jeannie) app on mom's Samsung Galaxy Note, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Hello Alicia.
Me: I'm not Alicia.
Jeannie: So you're not Alicia. What's your dear name?
Me: I'm Hanis.
Jeannie: Hello Funny.
Me: I'm not funny. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie: Hello Chinese.
Me: I'm not Chinese! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Few moments later I came back *not giving up*.

Me: Hi!
Jeannie: Welcome back chinese. Nice to see you.
Me: No. I'm Hanis!
Jeannie. You're Horny? How are you? I am a female robot.

K.

132 comments:

  1. haha..funny !! apps on phone nowadays..macam2 :)

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  2. hahaha lawak betul jeannie nie..lain kali akak kena pronounce nama akak betul2

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  3. haha lawak2 by the way takde ke gambar kak liyana kawen?

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  4. haha so funny la kak chinese...eh,,,silap la...kak hanis...

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  5. LOL !! samsung pun have those kind of apps . tot only iphone got crazy lady name Siri .

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  6. err...btw i nk gelak ...hahahahahahah

    sabor je la...

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  7. BHAHAHAHA!!!!

    entry ni paling lawak dalam banyak2 entry u.

    hi funny chinese horny.LOL

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  8. hehehe, sapa lagi cute eh, si demok ke si hamis?

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  9. haha!lawak la hanis ni...chinese.. bla bla..last2 horny =P

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  10. wowowo-- how can the robot just saying that you're horny.. what a funny robot.. anddd... i thought that the robot got a sounds trouble.. u better amitted her into any medical instituiton(for robot--::if it do exist lah.. hahaha)-- =D.. a cute entry Hanis..

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  11. Horny, really? Homaihh hahahahhahahahahah i laughed like roflmao. Dang Jeannie!

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  12. aduhai... kelakar la u babe.. u patut cakap "i'm hamis jalika" baru dia faham.. jeannie tu jawa tau..

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  13. haha! no one can beat Human's intelligence. hehe! gile ke ape tu robot.

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  14. muahahaa....dia berjaya mencetuskan perasaan k bai!

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  15. lol that’s funny !!

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  16. Hahaha. Super funny la. Hahaha. Sabar jela :)

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  17. Teringat cleverbot pulak tiba tiba.

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  18. Nak kata kurang pendengaran , robot la pulak . Nak hempas , ur mom punya Samsung Galaxy Note . So , sabar jela . Hee (:

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  19. hahahaha...lol!
    the voice can't detect your name!

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  20. very da very one virtually assist :) ahaha

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  21. tak give up tu.hehe.yang last name tu takleh blah betol hehe

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  22. Should I put this on 9gag? Just kidding. Troll Samsung.

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  23. FML !!! Miss your writings, Hanis!

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  24. nama pun dah female robot..... mmg dia susah nak paham la..hahaha...

    x pasal2 dapat byk nickname..

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  25. pervert jugak rupanya galaxy note!

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  26. hahaha... chumelnya... nak marah tapi takleh... maybe u shud spell for her...

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  27. hahah.sengal punya ghobot~!

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  28. haha...ada ke patut horny..mybe ssh nk sbut hanis kot...pakai lh zalikha..hik2..i pkai s.glxy note jgk so nk try jgk mne tw lg carutan yg kuar...miahahahaha...

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  30. Lucu. d last word HORNEY.. oh dear.
    nasib dia tak merepek ke lain.. hik3

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  31. haha, lawak giler. kurang ajar punya phone. haha :D lol

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  32. smpi tesedak2 air liur sndri..

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  33. LOL! since when do robots have a gender?

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  34. Cik SiRI memang ada masalah pronounce malay name...lol

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  35. hahaha. i guna AI Cleverbot. mmg kalau tension study, stop by borak kejap sure patah perut melayan, cleverbot gilaaaa. craps sama mcm jeanie. hahahaha -____-

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  36. huhu.. ish4.. patut la selalu dapat g2.. ingat sorang jerk.. haha

    jom baca kejap.=)
    http://lolz-l.blogspot.com/2012/01/iman-kita.html

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  37. Ya Allah..macam-macam apps la skarang ni..mybe kena sebut by alphabet kot nama akak.baru clear.hehe

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  38. itu la korang tatau, hamis ni si horny chinese sebenar2nya
    =))

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  39. itulah jadinye bila alat teknologi yang bercakap.. ha3

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  40. afta 2 years..... yg nie entry plg buat daku pecah perut gelak pagi2....!!!!! wakakakaakakakakakakakakakakakakkaka....

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  41. HikHikHik~ that was really Cute....
    Cuber try Hamis plak?

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  42. Hikhikhik....that was really cute!!
    Cuber try Hamis plak?

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  43. hahaha...funny. x bleh pakai nye PA.

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  44. :)....aje kacau dak robot tue....

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  45. better org panggil funny or chinese drpd.. horny? hahah kesian hanis kne troll dgn app tu :D

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  46. ahahahaha... still not giving up, hanis??

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  47. Hahahah... remind me of my conversation with Siri.

    Me: Hello.
    Siri: Hi.
    Me: What is your name?
    Siri: My name is Siri.
    Me: Do you have a surname?
    Siri: I don't have a surname, but this is about you not me.
    Me: Oookaayyyy.
    Me: What is your name? (sindri bongok sbb tanye lagi)
    Siri: My name is Siri, you already know that. (bole terbayang muka exasperated Siri tu if she's a real lady hehe)
    Me: Can you tell me my location now?
    Siri: Sorry, I cannot check your location. I can only check US addresses and location, and when you speak in US English! (cilako ko Siri!)

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  48. Isu Semasa : 2012... Hari Kiamat terus diramal... Fenomena ribut matahari terjadi pada pertengahan 2012 hingga 2013...

    Rujuk Entri ini:
    http://che-armad.blogspot.com/2012/01/isu-semasa-2012-hari-kiamat-terus.html

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  49. hillarious!!!! rolling left and right laughing hahaha

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  50. tak berape nak lawak!!tapi loved ur blog si cantik hanis......new in blogging 5 ari...dh tua bangka!

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  51. hahhaaa....that thing boleh sebut nama alisya, ( alicia )

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  52. huhu sakit hati. kena sepak baru betul kot. :-P

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  53. Hanis Try main cleverbot pulak.Its super duper Lame also.At least blh hilangkan tension sekejapkan? hehe

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  54. ali-punyakata.blogspot.com
    usha la weh

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  55. hahaha! kemain robot tu ye, reti pulak sebut horny! *gelak guling-guling*

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  56. hahaha
    jgan sampai hempas talipon tu sudah:p

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  57. You tak bitch slap mak you punya Samsung Galazy Note tu? Hahaha

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  58. nanti kirim salam kt jeannie yer..

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  59. haha..klakar2.besabar je la yang mampu keknis.

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  60. hahaha hilarious.. ini ler dia... secanggih mana pon teknologi still cannot beat human kan

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  61. saya tag awak :)http://hidayatulputra.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-year-first-giveaway-by-ziera.html

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  62. Damn Hillarious!! whats apps is it?

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  63. Damn Hillarious.. what apps actually? is it serie just like an iPhone 4s?

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  64. haha....Beli iphone kn senang dh ada virtual asst...

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  65. hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =)

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  66. hahaha kena kenal dengan Siri nih =)

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  67. Hi i read this blog is it really very nice blog thanks for sharing with us here. We can get very good virtual assistant service here like virtual personal assistant along with quality virtual assistants, personal virtual assistants and many more.

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  68. Kak hanis. I had just did some screen shot of this post to share it in my instagram. Hope you dont mind because i found this was so hillarious. Kalau tak boleh saya delete balik k? :)

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  69. Kak hanis, i did a screen shot on this post to put it in my instagram. I hope you dont mind because i found this was so hillarious. Kalau kak hanis tak bagi nanti saya delete okay? :)

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