Saya dah dengar dah semua. Semua.
Banyak lalat. Checked.
Paling skema, peraturan ketat. Checked.
Takkan ada benda nak buat selain halau lalat dan belajar. Checked.
Didirikan atas tanah perkuburan. Checked.
Berhantu. Checked.
Dekat dengan train station. Checked.
6 batu dari rumah mak Normala Samsuddin. Checked.
Terbaik untuk bidang Business Management. Checked.
Dewan makan lelaki dan perempuan asing. Checked.
Banyak lalat. Checked.
Paling skema, peraturan ketat. Checked.
Takkan ada benda nak buat selain halau lalat dan belajar. Checked.
Didirikan atas tanah perkuburan. Checked.
Berhantu. Checked.
Dekat dengan train station. Checked.
6 batu dari rumah mak Normala Samsuddin. Checked.
Terbaik untuk bidang Business Management. Checked.
Dewan makan lelaki dan perempuan asing. Checked.
Ah. Yang penting,
Saya dah bersedia.
OhSoRandom: Ketahui hala tuju saya di sini .
tak tau pon johor banyak lalat! hahaha beli racket eletric tu! senang la... boleh tone up ur body sambil pukul lalat! =p
ReplyDeleteOMG!!
ReplyDeleteuitm segamat ke?
OMG! OMG!
ehem.
saya senior anda.haha.
mmg byk lalat.
dan pak guard dan mak guard yang bermuka ketat.
yeay. jumpa di sana yer Hanis. ;)
Oh Hanis dapat belajar di Uitm Segamat. Selamat menyambung pelajaran. Hanis ambil course apa ya? Pelekat lalat tu sila bawak banyak-banyak ok. Bawak katak pun ok jugak.
ReplyDeleteDear Hanis,
ReplyDeleteFrom one sister to another, tempoh dalam pengajian tinggi, tempoh yang paling berharga, masa inilah yang akan dirindui sebaik sahaja masuk alam pekerjaan kelak.
You will learn a lot, especially outside the dewan kuliah. Embrace this moment!
Best of luck!
weezered.
jgn lupa bawak al-quran..
ReplyDeleteselain untuk dibaca (obviously), boleh halau hantu jugak.. kah3x
good luck for the new life there!
bukan nak menakutkan but when i was in my secondary school, we all ada camping at that uitm. mmg betul berhantu ye. hehe. plus dekat, sgt dekat dgn kubur cina. but everything will be okay lah hanis :)
ReplyDeletep/s: and don't worry, bandar sgmt sudah maju (sedikit) skrg.
Berbau ikan masin? Adakah ia rasa ikan masin juga?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA berhantu? tanah perkuburan? hantu tak ape lagi. kalau pakcik2 indon pecah masuk bilik ikat kaki tangan coret muka dengan parang? maunye jadi macam kt itm shah alam.
ReplyDeletegile complete.
tak silap rahim pun dapat segamat.
okeylah, semoga berjaya dlm life uitm okey? not that bad lah.. :)
where'd u get that pelekat lalat?nak jugak
ReplyDeletepaling penting;
ReplyDeletejauh dari bandar!!!
tak ada place untuk hang out!!
bus no 60 akan lalu 2 jam sekali!!
kalo banjir, hanya kawasan uitm sahaja yang selamat!!
dari jalan besar nak ke uitm sangat jauh!!
tapi;
uitm Segamat la yang menghasilkan banyak akauntan berjaya!!
bisnesman berjaya!!
secretary berjaya!!
sangat bagus untuk belajar!!
kerana sangat sunyi & tenang...
(sunyi akan seram kan??) =p
take care hanis!!!!
haha..
ReplyDeletedah baca dh entry mk hanis punya tu..
macam sweet je rasa cerita mak hanis tentang hanis..
sambal belacan dan nasi goreng hanis sedap..
huuu..
rasa mcm nk try je..
papepun selamat menyambung pelajaran hanis..
hanis, tertinggal satu...
ReplyDeletesila spare sebanyak mungkin baju bawah paras bont*t ye....
anda akan disaman nanti...
hahahahaha!!
hanis...
ReplyDeleteu bleh mintak transfer Shah Alam
try la pegi office die kat UiTM Shah Alam
bkn nak takutkan u
tapi tu pekan koboi gile buhsan gaban
sementare tak masuk lagi try la apply
anyway UiTM is a great ipta
p.s: please dont stop blogging. i selalu bace blog ni untuk mghiburkn hati...
just an advise from a stranger
congrats! amik crse ape?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA, (gelak besar)berbau ikan masin... ada perasa bau untuk lalat... mungkin kalau dia tulis berbau stoberi lalat tak hinggap.
ReplyDeleteSelamat belajar Hanis!
dekat Jepun ada hero berupa lalat.
ReplyDelete(eh? itu belalangkan?)
haha omg UiTM! welcome on board. hahah. but i'm not in the same UiTM lah. but its UiTM! pack a lot of long sleeves & cardigans. u'll need it. zzz.
ReplyDeletegd luck! :)
hye hanis. (:
ReplyDeletewell, don't be sad ok? its just life. nxt year i plak merasa mcm u. haha lg la, im the youngest plak. think positive ok? oh ya,u can apply utk tuka uitm shah alam. pegi laa? if u want to. anyway, gd luck with ur new life (:
dnt ever stop blogging.
had fun reading ur belog :D
bebaru ni kwn i dpt anugerah vice cancellor..senior kos kamu lah...silalah jd mcm beliau...
ReplyDeletegdluck hanis!
ReplyDeletednt wori.. mule2 mmg rase xbest but as time goes by u akan rasa sgt2 best wpun segamat tu pkan kobi.. welcome to the uitm.. :)
btw, nice blog!
i br jmpe ur blog.. n i like it :)
keep up the good work..
UiTM Segamat definitely...hahaha
ReplyDeleteso saya ni super senior awak la ye..hehe... I was there fr 2000-2003
pekan koboi..yes
byk bukit n tangga..yes
buhsan bangat..yes
byk lalat kt dining hall..yes
pak guard skema n garang..yes
dikeliling kubur n byk antu...yes 5x (esp. wing 2C mutiara n 3a kolej nx 2 sr)
xbole pki bju ketat2 n pendek atau anda akan disaman..yes
meniru time exam...dun even think abt it, they always know!
but fr exp, i know that..
*if u really wanna study, this is d place.
*byk girls n its very competitive
*result under 3.0 is rare,embarrassing
*study utk quiz mcm study 4 final exam
*u'll get the best lecturer's..knowledgeable n dedicated
agreed wt weezered..enjoy it while u still can.dont b a snob,jgn complaint byk sgt,nti org xsuka n u'll feel left out.i'm sure u will find some true frenz there. i found mine n after almost 10yrs we are still very close to each other.more like sister than frenz.
im x uitm shah alam student.diploma farmasi. now degree di indonesia. hahaha selamat menjadi student uitm yang sangat banyak rule nya. tapi pecah rekod ni 3 tahun kat uitm tak penah kena saman!hahaha selamat menimba ilmu dan mengumpul memori!
ReplyDeleteuitm segamat xbyk lalat la.
ReplyDeletehntu pon xde. :) rumours pasal antu tu semua bohong.
u need baju bawah bontot n x ketat. heee
TIPS for u.
register early in the morning so dat u can get katil bawah n floor bawah2.
u can choose almari jugak .hehe
ha.. minta kolej(hostel) baru. ;intan or zamrud. if u amik degree-kolej S.A.B pon boleh.
hostel lama sgt la xbest.
apa lagi ek.
tu je kot.
gudlux!
-ex UiTM Segamat,b.acc-
-sy bru dpt offer lecturer from uitm segamat, mungkin kah sy akan jadi lecturer anda? lala~
alaa bukan teruk sgt pon pekan segamat tuh.. heheheh *membela hometown sendiri*
ReplyDeletetapi tak semestinyer di ulu banat tempat jin bertendang kite takleh berjaya kan...
gud luck gambatte..ajja2 fighting.. bittaufiq wannajah..
nnt org blk kg org ziarah hanis.. hiksss..
yosh2.. berusahalahhhh
hanis!i just love reading ur blogs.u dgn kwn u si Iz tue mmg happy go lucky kan?well,make ur parents proud of u more.bcoz i know they are now.
ReplyDeleteeyh eyh btw,u kne borong bj lengan pjg yg loose and cardigans yg byk!
hehe.hv fun in uitm and please dont u ever stop blogging oke?
i was from UiTM Segamat!
ReplyDeleteoh jgn risau, selain dari halau lalat & belajar, anda bole pegi main bowling! yezzzzz jgn tak pecaye..ade bowling centre!and lalat tu bkn selalu..die seasonal.
p/s: good luck panjat tangga nak pegi LT.huhu.
my sist pn study kat segamat jgk but tak pernah plak dia ckp byk lalat.
ReplyDeletebest of luck!
lol~!
ReplyDeletegudluck..
X)
Hey that's great...i am quite impressed by your blog .so i have added you in my blog please you also add me in your blog. bye take care.
ReplyDeleteBerbau ikan masin tu yang tak tahan! Mane kamu jumpe benda2 ni?
ReplyDeleteactually i pon haritu dapat business management kat uitm segamat gak...
ReplyDeletetapi tolak sbb gi INTEC UITM...
dont stop blogging...nanti aku nangis...(padahal takkan pon...)
hey semua orang nak tahu tak hanis sgt excited nak pegi uitm segamat...siap try2 baju nak pegi class..(kononnye):p
ReplyDeletetengok pelekat lalat tu, teringat cerita the fly dulu-dulu. hohoho.
ReplyDeletehaha hanis..uitm segamat?...same dengan saya..LOL..nanti klu terjumpe nanti nak tego lah..
ReplyDeletebtw ..mmg banyak giler lalat okeh...tp di sane banyak pokok2 hijau yg amat mendamaikan..
serta jgn risau..nak balek pon senang coz bus station ngan train dekat jek..
Start belajo ek..
ReplyDeleteBagus2.. Segamat best ape??
Tempat sesuai untuk belajo
sebenarnya yang tak bes tu la yang akan jadi kenangan manis sampai bile2
ReplyDeletebyk lalat? hostel sy byk burung
ReplyDeletecongrats hanis!
ReplyDelete*clap clap.
syabas!
have fun in uitm.
ahahaha
bukan lalat je ada, nyamuk pun ada!
:)
but well, take care and be safe.
before u go, kita keluar la have fun dulu ok?
buat party reunion hanis nk ke medan pendidikan!
good luck and all the best!
xxxx
pls dun tell me ur going to uitm segamat!!im studying therejgak. not trying to scare u but dat place is a SAD CASE. im serious. ull be wanting to go back EVERY SINGLE WEEK. its my last sem there. well, dats just my point of view. maybe u will be fine there :) good luck hanis!
ReplyDeletedah nak smbg balajar dah.. gud luck!!!
ReplyDeletedah nak smbung blaja dah.. gud luck
ReplyDeleteWow! Good luck Hanis!! =)
ReplyDeletechecklist plg kool.
ReplyDeletebtw..googd luck dgn ur nu life kt sane nnti. terharu je baca blog ur mum.. sobss
ahahahhahaha! you're so funny! ALL THE BEST to you! heard that uni is very strict =/
ReplyDeleteHanis,
ReplyDeleteGood luck with ur new campus life...Segamat? Kg akak tu..hehe...don't worry...kalau pandai bawa diri kat mana2 pun study enjoy...UiTm memang ketat sikit rules dia but u'll adapt to it :)
xoxo
Hanis...
ReplyDeleteLupa lak...lagu UiTM bukan 'menuju puncak'...tetapi 'UiTM dihatiku' :)
good luck hanis! =]
ReplyDeleteowh, i linked ur url. tot u wanna some pemberitahuan ke kan.haha
nway, best of luck.jgn stop blogging.
Hanis,
ReplyDeleteGood Luck!
Selamat belajar di sana!
When will u be going there?
wuu uitmm..
ReplyDeletetak taulah nak komen apa sebab belum pernah sampai kat sana.gudluck yee..live ur life to the fullest there oke!! sebab,sepanjang tiga tahun ni la momen PALING INDAH dalam hidup seorang pelajar..;)
p/s : still cinta USM sebab di sini kami TIADA kod etika pakaian!!! hehehe..
hanis..welcome to my town..haha..
ReplyDeleteyeah..dun worry..
segamat da makin maju sekarang.. dah ade giant! wow!
jahat betul lalat ni!!! kesian hanis! nanti kakak sembur lalat2 tu dengan mosquito! hehe (takde maknenyer... ) sabar2 jela ye!!
ReplyDeleteA'kum adik Hanis,
ReplyDeleteI'm ex student of UiTM Shah Alam - was grad in 2000 - long-long time ago. Congrat hanis... jgn lepaskan peluang berharga.. don't bother about the silly things at the UiTM Segamat. U datang nak belajar kan?? Concentrate on ur objectives... try to achieve dean award for every semester... i got it twice... feel proud until now (dlm hati je) :))) anyway, walau jauh dari keluarga, jgn sedih... itu cuma seketika... dalam mencari ilmu, hanis wajib dekatkan diri dgn Allah selalu agar ilmu itu diberkati. U'll be safe there.. lastly.. don't stop blogging tau. I like ur blog... so entertaining.
saya orang johor jugak tapi tidak di segamat.. welcome to my kampung ;)
ReplyDeletei tot u wana come to swinburne sarawak...d sini tak ketat peraturan,saya pg lecture pakai mini skirt ja.
ReplyDeletegud luck hanis!! saya pun nama hanis jugakk!!
ReplyDeleteuni years yg paling best skali!!
Saya telah dapat respon yang saya mahu, terima kasih kepada kerjasama anda semua. Saya post entri ini untuk mendapatkan panduan ke universitas dan kata-kata semangat serta holler dari sesiapa dari uitm segamat. Terima kasih tak terhingga untuk semua ini. Maaf agak busy untuk reply komen karena sibuk menyiapkan entri-entri akan datang andaikata saya terlalu busy untuk berbelog di sana nanti. Jangan risau, saya tak akan abaikan belog ini, insyallah.
ReplyDeleteKasih sayang untuk dunia,
Hanis Zalikha aka CUTIEHUN. Haha.
lol,i was reading it and i didnt realize that you were actually describing uitm segamat at all,
ReplyDeletewell maybe because the lalat thingy only happens during orientation week...
either way,good luck and i will definitely see you around,=]
lol,i was reading it and i didnt realize that you were actually describing uitm segamat at all,
ReplyDeletewell maybe because the lalat thingy only happens during orientation week...
either way,good luck and i will definitely see you around,=]
Hanis, congrats!
ReplyDeleteUitm Segamat? muarrghahahaha! heres the good and the bad .....
> first i must say scary merry - malam2 jgn jln sorang2 ye, and pls ensure your friend IS indeed your friend
> food dining hall - langsung tak sedap, my time, we had some gerais/benteng, and we drove, pegi Segamat makan McDonalds + nasi goreng kat pasar malam, cafeteria(yg mediocre) for lunch - takpe bleh kurus, sila stock up on food or parents to come weekly basis
> strict in all aspects, forget tank tops, baby Ts and what not, semua long sleeve and not ketat...*yawwnnnnn
> keep your belonging safe (nih bukan about Uitm) but ya know, some ppl dont have what you have, and they tend to ter'borrow' yours just because they are Seniors
> forget heels, and wedges - flatties baby flatties!!! too many tanggas to lari lari about (i was late all the time) so you maybe ok
> bring multi coloured tudungs + baju kurungs ( i went and sedekah mine) after my MSR ( minggu silaturrahim ), and end up with just one, coz, you have to wear during the kelas agama (if not you maybe disamakan dgn lembu, this was what my lecturer then said, where i stood up and bukak my tudung and i had to repeat the paper multiple times) and some of the official events - you just need those.......
and because i studied in Uitm :
> im now a better person, personally and professionally, they will groom you to be a balance person
> im now holding a good job, good career and senang cerita grads from Uitm Segamat most made it!
> because of the lack of activity social - you tend to hold a book and end up reading it, most of the time - hence good results (below 3.00 is considered BAD)
> the lecturers back then was very supportive and understanding
> i have fond memories of the 3.5yrs there ( yes, extended version, coz repeat some papers ) yeah, yeahhh ......
> you tend to be thankful all the time, for what you have back home, when you see others that has less than you and makes you better person when actually stay with these people
thats all i can think off now, study hard and have fun yeah!!!
I live there and I also work in UiTM Segamat! Welcome to Segamat, Hanis Zalikha!
ReplyDeletegud luck hanis. selamat belajar ye. u'll be in good hands. dont worry much about the place
ReplyDeletewah! hanis dah nak pergi meninggalkan kami. Selamat belajar, dapat markah cemerlang dan jgn lupakan belog ini, ok!
ReplyDeletehanis...gudluk...
ReplyDeleteblaja pepandaila ye...
make your parents and your adek2 also akak prOud of yOu....
and please dont stop tulis belog anda yeekkk....nak gak tau kehidupan anda kat sane...hhehehihihi....
gOod Luck in everything sis..!!!
gudlak ok....
ReplyDeletelet the flies be the best memorable in studying time..
ReplyDelete;p ;p
dapat UiTM segamat..
ReplyDeletegood luck.
lupakan saje baju2 seksi didalam kwsn uitm nanti kene saman ngan pak guard.
tudung..jangan lupe. nak g kelas CTU(agama) kene pakai tudung. kalo masuk kesatria(co) pun wajib pakai tudung.
pedulikan perkara2 yang remeh temeh macam lalat tu. pegi uitm untuk belajarkan. belajar lah dengan bersungguh2. kalau boleh dapat dean list setiap semester jadi pelajar terbaik.
jangan percaya dengan kata2 orang yg ckp uitm xbagus dari segi pembelajaran. neway,uitm mmg bagus.
two of my brothers x-uitm got a good job now.
tempuhi semua dugaan mendatang dengan sabar dan tabah. kat mane2 ipt pun memang ade hantu.tp so far setakat ni sy x penah jumpe lg.alhamdulillah.
pasal makanan memang biasa la,makanan dewan makan memang xsedap. dah makanan free memang gitu.
satu lagi pesanan..jangan sombong or berlagak ngan senior anda. nanti kene aim..hehe. banyakkan bersabar mase orentasi.
sy student uitm gak sem depan part 6 tapi kat uitm samarahan(sarawak). uitm samarahan xmcm uitm cawangan lain. tak berape ketat dari segi pemakaian kalo nak g kelas(asalkan pandai lari dari pak guard.).nak hang out pun senang..dgr dari kawan2 uitm segamat memang ketat rules nya.
bagus la dapat uitm segamat.kiteorang selalu dapat hint final exam yang 90% tepat dari uitm segamat(course bisnes management)
berlajar b'sungguh2. jangan quit. hargai la peluang yang ada.
welcome to uitm sgmt hanis! :D
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