Laptop Dilemma

I want to buy a laptop before I go. But I dont have the money yet. So maybe I'll save some money (from PTPTN) and get it just in time for my 2nd semester. Do you think its a good idea? My sister said that I'd need a laptop soon because everything will be on pendrive and cds, so she advised me to bring my old Hyundai Laptop which the screen part and the keyboard part is almost tercabut/separated (with only wires connecting) wtf why she wants to embarrass me. I bet youre imagining it right now like a camel with broken neck, but its not as ugly as that I promise.

Anyway Im still searching for the perfect laptop. I'll be making appreance at The Low Yat plaza haha and also search for it online. Wait would it be the same to surf lowyat.net and to go to Low Yat Plaza? Anything that can save time is good because I havent wash my bedsheet and theres like blood (not from period) spots from smacking mosquitoes. But looking at my broadband speed, I think I'll save more time by going to Low Yat Plaza with my dad. I always tell my dad how much I love buying gadgets from the Chinese salesmen (and in Low Yat there are plenty!). Because theyre damn convincing like last time I went to buy my first phone, they convinced me into buying this new in the market phone because I was looking for the one that can connect to my pc and transfer files. They told me can can, this new in the market phone comes with a cable (I dont know USB or what because its the one you have to connect at the back of the monitor, with screws at the side omg please imagine this hugeass cable) so I bought it not knowing how mafan it is to twist the screws everytime I want to transfer files.

I think thats why Chinese people are the best businessmen (its a fact). Do you know that if you go to China (Im not sure which part) and decided to buy something and later change your mind after the salesman have agreed upon the price you bargain, they will scold you and make you want to cry in public? Haha. When I take up Business Management and finished my diploma, I want to further my study in China.

Okay back to perfect-laptop-to-be topic. Anything small and handy, fast (like if I click a folder it takes 0.000013 seconds to open), bright screen, beautiful colour resolution, big memory and priced at anywhere below rm1500 is good I guess. Haha damn obvious that I know nothing about laptops, BEAUTIFUL COLOUR RESOLUTION?! PRICED BELOW RM1500?! T_T Help me.

Anyway, join me, lets dream on:

This is so cute because you can fully open two windows at the same time and read it like a newspaper. I dont know wheres the keyboard but who cares I think its a perfect gift for your grandpa. Serious.

Haha this one looks like a CD case when it is turned off. But its still cool because your friends will be like wah how did they do it? (-_-")

Handy! You dont need a bag for this one but although its slimmer than the yellow pages, its thicker than my Sejarah textbook. So its like yellow pages>laptop>sejarah textbook. Haha math wtf.

Separate keyboard damn futuristic! Like you can have your kid brother to hold the screen and you go upstairs with the keyboard and type I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST TIME and scared the shit out of him haha. (Make sure its red font first).

I dont know whats so nice about this one. If you spill water, it gets to your keyboard because its at the same level wtf.

Okay thats all. Please help if you can.