Saturday, July 23, 2011

Apa Yang Lelaki Nak, Tapi Perempuan Taknak?


Hari ini saya ada satu teka-teki untuk saudara saudari sekalian para budiman. Teka-teki teka-tekuk, siapa makan durian dia batuk. Eh tak, mengonjeng diri sendiri je. Ini yang betul punya. Teka-teki berbunyi: Apa yang lelaki nak, tapi perempuan taknak?




Jawapannya ialah, berkepak.



Kepak atau wing kepada sang arjuna bermaksud, bahagian upper body di belakang yang berotot. Nama saintifik baginya ialah Latissimus Dorsi (Idris educated me on this), dan lagi berotot bahagian ini, lagi tegap dan gagah rupa bentuknya. Makna sebenar kepada nama saintifik ini ialah: Latissimus = Paling lebar dan Dorsi = Belakang, betul-betul nak mengexplain yang ia adalah otot paling lebar di bahagian belakang badan.





Kebanyakan lelaki yang work out, mendambakan kepak/wing. Panggil kepak/wing saja ya, penat nak sebut Latissimus Dorsi. Nanti skema tengok kawan balik dari gym, "Pergh kau dah ada Latissimus Dorsi sekaranggg". Tak smooth, memang tak smooth.






Sorrylah, I pun geli bagi contoh Zac Efron. Tapi penat cari gambar, ini sahaja yang paling terang lagi bersuluh akan apa yang I cuba sampaikan dengan Kepak/Wing 101 kita pada hari ini. Okay, tengok eh sendiri, bayangkan kalau lelaki ada kepak/wing bila pakai t-shirt, kan nampak smart. Sebab itu diorang suka. Tapi perempuan suka ke kalau diri sendiri yang ada kepak/wing?





Kepak/wing kepada sang gadis pula ialah flabby arm a.k.a chicken wing. Seronok kan?




Apa? Tak paham lagi?!






Memang seronok.



I've finally reached the age where I no longer save the chicken skin to be savoured last. LOL. Sungguh batak makan KFC tinggalkan kulit ayam untuk makan last sekali. Sekarang dah tua, tak hadap dah. Buang tepi je. Kurangkan makanan berlemak.
Posted by Hanis Zalikha at 11:18 AM

103 comments:

  1. y i e n July 23, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    mmg menyedihkan kalau pompuan ad wing *sobs sobs*

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  2. Akim IqbalJuly 23, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    hahaha, gua boroi je.. kepak2 mana ada.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    best .. sys ! if ite swim pun bleyh dapat the wings aw :)

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  4. fifianggunJuly 23, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    i do agree with this post...sometimes to see man with kepak ni nmpak smart

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  5. echa takashimayaJuly 23, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    haha.kalau perempuan pon nak kepak mcm lelaki, payah pulak kan kan.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    nice ;)

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  7. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    taknak kepak!

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  8. PhaizeeLongCeoiJuly 23, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    alamak si zach tgh watpe tu..hahaha..

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  9. UnknownJuly 23, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    haha agk klakar disitu.. kompare ngan kepak perempuan.. lol

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  10. UnknownJuly 23, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    alamac zach duk watpe tu..hsh..hihihi

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  11. NaNJuly 23, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    and the kepak can terbangkan gadis2

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  12. Kak EzzaJuly 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    hey tak sangka. suka gak simpan kulit ayam then makan last skali cam kak hanis. :)

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  13. UnknownJuly 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    alamak, ape zach buat tu..hihihi

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  14. LUNA LANUNJuly 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    chicken wing sy pun dah mula terbentuk dgn cantiknya... huk3!

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  15. Hanis ZalikhaJuly 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Which type can terbangkan gadis-gadis? Dua-dua pun boleh.

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  16. siti zarizzaJuly 23, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    ahaaaxx ! really ! sangat tak sukeee kot!

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  17. HASNORWANI ...July 23, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    ooo

    selingan : Kurangkan penggunaan kalkulator seminima mungkin! Manfaatkan fungsi otak anda semaksima mungkin!... Kerana otak anda lebih hebat dari kalkulator.

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  18. HusnaShuibJuly 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Man with kepak mmg smart.
    Women with with wing mmg xsmart

    =.="

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  19. Izzul AmirJuly 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    haha im lovin it !
    kalau ade kepak yang boleh terbang best jugak

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  20. dO!July 23, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    huduh bebenor pompuan da wing, HAHA
    macam ayam daging je kan Hanis?.

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  21. YuyuJuly 23, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    suka makan kepak ayam tp taknak ade kepak lebih kat bawah lengan.ngeeee..

    lelaki berkepak machooo wooo...

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  22. mai meowmeowJuly 23, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    HAHA .

    i,m loving it !

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  23. kudozuJuly 23, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    yang penting tak ada execessive fats!

    kenapa kau letak gambar Zac Efron yang sedang pegang itu? Haha!

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  24. Cik NursyaJuly 23, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    xnak la de kepak2 plak..

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  25. Bicara Bisu July 23, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    hehehehhe..
    laki mmg la macho da wings 2..
    gurl....x sesuai..uhuhu

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  26. lipas merahJuly 23, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    lelaki memang terbaik if ada wing:))

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  27. ~NiZa Maksit~July 23, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    huh~ kepak sy boleh bwa trbang dh ~.~
    harus diet nih! >.<

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  28. Atiqah WadiahJuly 23, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    euwwww~x moh..x moh..

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  29. fatin athirahJuly 23, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    how bout double cheek ? T_T

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  30. Nurhasliza NordinJuly 23, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Macam I jugak. Kulit ayam kepsi letak tepi dulu. Makan last skali. Ehehe.

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  31. Nana HussinJuly 23, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    hehe .. laen macam je gambar zac efron tu ..

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  32. laskar pelangiJuly 23, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    hehe;) sangat setuju lah HZ:)

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  33. nurulHaizan dzJuly 23, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    kenapa gamba zac efron macam pelik? kihkih

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  34. UnknownJuly 23, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    yup...as women sgt tak nk kepak itu....

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  35. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    haha , baik pnye kepak XD

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  36. Adlin Nazifa MahadiJuly 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    kepak yg tak boleh terbang . sighhh

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  37. Dhiya FarizaJuly 23, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    haha nice one hanis!

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  38. Shazwan Azizan - wanblurJuly 23, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    hahaha :)

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  39. DyaJuly 23, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    tetiba teringat lagu Britney Spears, '' Everytime i try to fly i fall without my wings I feel so small''.... Lalalalalala

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  40. Hanis ZalikhaJuly 23, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Ape korang niiiiii, I tak perasan pun Zac tengah buat apa dalam gambar tuh!! Dah pointed out baru sedar. Teliti betui angpa.

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  41. FiedaJuly 23, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    saya setuju, ada kepak tu sungguh menyedihkan. dulu saya selalu swimming....kepak tu tak wujud, sekarang sekali sentuh 25x bergoyang baru berenti tau.....:(

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  42. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    memang bila pk balik..aah la..berkepak.pompuan tak suka.. :)

    Jom baca ni :Kemalangan di Lebuhraya Utara Selatan, Exit Tol Senawang ke Port Dickson..

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  43. FaiZaH FynJuly 23, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    okey ini memang lawak haha...

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  44. MelinJuly 23, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Zac Efron tu tengah pegang apa? Choyyyyyyy!

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  45. Colourful LifeJuly 23, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    salah jawapan. Jawapan yang tepat adalah madu. Lelaki nak pompuan tak nak huhu..

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  46. Colourful LifeJuly 23, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    ada orang pura2 tanya zach tgh pegang apa. Sudah terang lagi bersuluh. Suka la tu. Huhu..

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  47. UnknownJuly 23, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    pergi gym tk semestinya nak buat kepak kan hehe kalau nak badan sihat kenaler bersenam untuk kesihatan diri

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  48. street thinkerJuly 23, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    yup,thats rite. but, the most important thing is to maintain good health.

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  49. Cik JahJuly 23, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    zee efron sedang mengepit sesuatu..ha-ha-ha.

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  50. Nina NabilaJuly 23, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    kalau laki ade wings skali tgok confrm cair..hahha..yg x hndsme pun jadi kacaks!

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  51. farhaniezaJuly 23, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    hahaahah..btol2..mende dia pgg tuh? bhahaahahaha

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  52. farhaniezaJuly 23, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    hahaahah..btol2..mende dia pgg tuh? bhahaahahaha

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  53. farhaniezaJuly 23, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    wuuu.... i hate lemak. so true hanis

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  54. Izzaida DzulkifliJuly 23, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA gelak besar baca post nie. :D and hanis, tips tips nak hilangkan wing perempuan tu ada?

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  55. Kamal HalimJuly 23, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    ye tak ye gak ek..

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  56. Myra AbdullahJuly 23, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    huhu..tak suke! tak suke ! wings tuh!!!

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  57. Awan NetworkJuly 23, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    huduh ngat aih..haha

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  58. ijam ismailJuly 23, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    huhu...mmg best wo ade wing..ngeee

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  59. Cik Puan SyeedaJuly 23, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    sy suka mkn kepak ayam.

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  60. Nadiah HudaJuly 23, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    haha buruk sgt kalau perempuan ada "wing' tuh.

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  61. Feather's MotherJuly 23, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Errrrr, but I'm super duper proud of my Latissimus Dorsi..

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  62. Eiza GreenAppleKu July 23, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Untuk mengelakkan terjadinya ad wing, jom perempuan kita giatkan senaman pada lengan. :)

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  63. Eiza GreenAppleKu July 23, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    kulit ayam memang amat tidak bagus utk kesihatan. boleh menyebabkan kanser. sila jangan makan yer Hanis.

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  64. zulkboJuly 24, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Salam..
    ermmm..saya suka
    kepak ayam je Cik adik
    :D

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  65. cEroJuly 24, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    kat sekolah mmg aku belajar mende alah ni...
    oh, 'sekolah' bermaksud uni aku..
    'mende alah' ialah kepak lelaki, bukan flabby arm yg membuatkan suis on utk pompuan tertutup rapat...hahah

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  66. PocketJuly 24, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    pergh! kamu memang kuat,
    tak semua yang cukup kuat semangat untuk membuangkan kulit ayam KFC itu.

    anyway berkepak itu memang salah satu tujuan nak nampak macam bulldog bila jalan, kira nya cam besar lagi gagah lah.
    walhal ada kepak tu tak semestinya lagi :D

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  67. Ahmad Nawawi YaakobJuly 24, 2011 at 1:48 AM

    susah mau control makan maa.. kalau ada di depan mata, mesti mau rasa juga

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  68. UnknownJuly 24, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    hehe thats so true..girls really dont want it :D

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  69. UnknownJuly 24, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    wing dabaanku....
    nak gi gym malas....
    perut kaw kaw keluar jauh...
    de hati...

    heheheh....

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  70. Hanis ZalikhaJuly 24, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    KAK NINIEEEE YOURS MEMANGLAH. I'M PROUD OF YOURS TOO. HAHA.

    Ustaz, tell me about it. Lewat malam pun makan jugak T_T

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  71. Nurulhuda ZaharniJuly 24, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    erk.. geli yang last sekali tuh

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  72. Nurulhuda ZaharniJuly 24, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    gud info! tq!

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  73. kuyamJuly 24, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    so true hanis!kreatif entry ni..hahaha

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  74. ~syue syada~July 24, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    haha.x cantek wing pompuan haha

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  75. IsyraqJuly 24, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    laki klau ada kepak seksi tau... huhuhu....

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  76. Sarah AliasJuly 24, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    terbaek pnye wing..hak3~

    ehemm..saya pn tgalkan kulit untuk sisantap pada akhir waktu..haha

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  77. unknownJuly 24, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    i ada jawapan lain utk soalan u la hanis ... apa yg lelaki nak tp pempuan tanak : POLIGAMI! =P

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  78. Azza AzmanJuly 24, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Hai hanis zalikha saya follower ke 30,000 kam. Tak tau ini bermakna atau tidak bagi kamu tapi saya rasa special tetiba. Anyway baru je kenal blog kamu..

    ENTRY PRINT SKRIN : http://azzaazman.blogspot.com/2011/07/follower-hanis-zalikha-yang-ke-30000.html

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  79. blog-tips-kurusJuly 24, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    dulu memang batak macam itu juga! haha!
    *psstt, dear:
    Batak ialah nama suku kaum orang asli tau..

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  80. Miss TwinkletoesJuly 24, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    bleh terbang, tapi dat lengan wing will flip everywhere..sangat tak berguna nya wing..i hate you!

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  81. Mek OnieJuly 25, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    yang penting meaw tade wing,kehkehkeh :D lapaq mekdi pulak aihhh..

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  82. UnknownJuly 25, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    omg.the wings for girls are freaking gross.tsk. TT____TT

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  83. taqiJuly 25, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    i wan kepak too..

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  84. aishah jamrekJuly 25, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    lelaki memang nampak macho kalau ada wing :)

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  85. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    yang penting kepak ayam goreng la yang sodap!

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  86. murn!eJuly 25, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    OMG! dah terbalik la kita. dulu dulu memang tak ske makan kulit ayam. biala ayam KFC pun.

    tapi skang ni, dah tua tua ni, dah ade sorang ni..baru plak gemar nak makan kulit ayam. dah la lemak peknen tak abes ilang lagi. ni tambah plak lemak KFC. selamat!!!!

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  87. Erina Z ElliasJuly 25, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Hahahahhaa. terbaik!

    pompuan kalau ada wings, mmg geli.

    tapi gambar zac efron tu tak geli ok! LOL

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  88. MR & MRS SAFUANJuly 25, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    besar nye wing... huhuhuh

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  89. Nazra NazurahJuly 25, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    sib baik akak x de wing...:) btw, salam perkenalan,
    jom keblog saya

    hppt://nazranazurah.blogspot.com

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  90. Puan EkaJuly 25, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    hanis...hahaha.kreatif..

    kulit ayam memang last..haha

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  91. HUD AIKARAJuly 26, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    benda yang paling saya tak suka nengok ialah bahagian itulah. Lagi-lagi kalau pompuan tu pakai nampak ketiak lepas tu angkat tangan tinggi-tinggi..huh,janganlah buat!

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  92. Izyan MasriJuly 27, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    HAHA.OKAY.SERIES TAK SUKA OUH BODY SI ZAC EFRON TU.FINE.

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  93. Izyan MasriJuly 27, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    PEREMPUAN ADA WING MESTI SMART.HAHAHAHA

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  94. Izyan MasriJuly 27, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    HODOHNYA LENGAN BESAUUUU

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  95. UnknownJuly 27, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    nice...seriously..mmg 100% btol...
    follow me

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  96. aDaHJuly 27, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    men's go gym to get the kepak but where should girl go to reduce the kepak?teheee~

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  97. muhammad SaufyJuly 29, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    mmg kita as manusia akan melihat kecantikan fizikal dulu. and even Allah pun sgt cantik dan mencintai kecantikan. dan even para rasul pun sgt2 handsome, very2 manly and heroic.

    however, jgn sampai kecantikan fizikal mengaburkan mata hati kita dari kecantikan iman dan akhlak. kerana byk ayat didalam quran dan hadis rasulullah saw mengingatkan kita pasal tu. sbb kecantikan fizikal tanpa akhlak yg mulia hanya akan membawa kepada kerosakan dan akan disalahguna (dimanipulasi) untuk benda yg salah.

    so sebaik-baiknya milikilah kedua2 nya. sebagaimana rasulullah saw katakan kepada saidina uthman ra,"engkau memiliki 2 kebaikan, rupa wajah yg handsome dan akhlak yg mulia". dan rasulullah kawinkan uthman dgn anak dia ruqayyah dan dinyatakan bahawa uthman dan ruqayyah adalah pasangan yg paling handsome,gorgeous dan secocok.
    wallahuaklam

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  98. HASNORWANI ...July 30, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Ya saya sgt sokong ulasan sufry di ats...kecantikan utama yg dilihat allah adalah kecantikn akal budi...akhlak yg terpuji...

    Bkn tdk boleh mementing kecntikn fizikal, boleh, terutama bg para isteri..jk bnr tujuan kecntikn itu untk tatapn suami mu mk layaklah dipercntikkn lg...namun dbimbangi kita mahu menunjuk kpd yang lain...tdk selayaknya meliht...besederhanalah... Kecantikan akal budi itu akn dgn sendrinya menyerlahkn kecntikn luaran seseorg individu...

    Tekdg prnh terdengr sok sek... "eh, dia tu xcntik sgt,tp cpt jodhny smpi...baik pula tu"

    "eh, cantiknya dia, tp knp x kawen2 lg walau dh Makin berumur"

    Fikir2kan

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  99. AnonymousAugust 2, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    http://wanwidget.com
    kepak memang best, cuma skrg xder masa nk pi gym, hehe

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  100. UnknownAugust 3, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    cik hamis jalikha mmg kelakor...masuk raja lawak komfem juara punya haha.err,chicken wing satu..(^_^)

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  101. AnonymousAugust 8, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    kelakar lar ;)

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  102. AlinkiwiAugust 17, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    gambar zac afron tuh patut dicrop skit..eheheh

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  103. MrPingu GonzaleszMarch 6, 2013 at 3:31 AM

    nyum3 sedapnya utk dimakan kepak wing hehe KFC

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