The Girls Club!

Nowadays everything is made simpler. Like ordering pizza from Pizza Hut's Website (yes I know this one I dah berlagak kat Facebook). And college registration made easy with UiTM Student Portal. And buying things from the US with Your Sales Assistant. Talk about spoon feeding. And the latest would be, Kotex going online. Treng treng treng. This is where you can ask all sorts of questions regarding your body and health and mind and emotions yang you malu sangat nak tanya orang lain.


Why lah mereka baru nak adakan this website?? I remember last time masa I baru dapat period. I dalam kelas agama duduk sebelah Afifah and masa itu belajar tentang kejadian manusia. Ustazah was explaining proses bayi terbentuk, and bila kandungan gugur ustazah kata akan keluar macam ketulan darah dari bawah. I jadi hairan dan cuak, sebab I rasa macam period pun ada juga benda serupa kadang-kadang. So I turned to Afifah and said “ Eh awak ada tak period keluar ketulan darah pejal?”. Kemudian Afifah balas “Ha? Mana ada. Tak pernah langsung”. And this came oleh orang yang dah lama period okay. Weh what the hell I dah cuak gila kenapa takde, takkan I punya period abnormal. Takkan I keguguran anak??! Bila masa I mengandung??! Rupanya memang benda tuh normal untuk sesetengah orang. Hesh kalau dah ada website ini dari dulu kan I tak gelabah macam tuh. Malu I.

Sebenarnya perempuan memang banyak persoalan tentang tubuh badan tapi malu nak tanya dan tidak tahu nak tanya kepada siapa. Tapi dengan website ini semua boleh berkongsi pelbagai info, pengalaman dan kisah lawak tanpa perlu reveal identity. Dan tak perlu melihat muka-muka wtf bila kamu tertanya soalan bodoh hehe.

Okay section favourite I would be Ruangan Mitos Terbongkar. Tengok senarai mitos ini pun kamu rasa nak mengadap website ini setiap hari.
1. Pijak tuala bila kamu period dan ia cuma kekal selama 3 hari.

2. Ketahui kedaraan seseorang dengan melihat tapak kakinya.

3. Kamu boleh mengandung jika budak lelaki menyentuh kamu

4. Pemakaian coli yang kerap akan menyebabkan kanser payudara.

5. Masturbasi boleh membuatkan kamu buta, pekak atau bisu.

6. Do you know that stress can cause menstrual delay?

7. Selulit hanya ada pada kaum perempuan saja.

8. Sentuhan lelaki pada payudara perempuan dapat merangsang pembesaran payudara.

9. Seseorang yang payudaranya kelihatan jatuh pasti sudah pernah hubungan seks.

10. Seseorang yang payudaranya kelihatan jatuh pasti sudah pernah melakukan hubungan seks.

11. saya mempunyai masalah lambat period walau pun saya sudah berumur 15 tahun...apakah masalah yang sedang saya hadapi??saya buntu.. kawan-kawan saya semua sudah mengalami alm remaja tetapi saya belum lagi..saya sedih.. adakah saya akan menjadi seorang lelaki???kerana tidak mengalami haid..tolong lah saya kerana saya ingin menjadi seperti kawan-kawan saya yang sudah remaja....

12. mengapakah seseorang remaja itu lambat mendapat period walaupun usia nya menjangkau 16 tahun?

13. Krim lotion yang berbau kuat boleh mewujudkan jerawat pada badan.

14. saya dengar kalau perempuan berpegang tangan dengan lelaki ini akan menyebabkan kehamilan betul ke?

15. semasa datang period kita dilarang mencuci rambut.

16. duduk atas bantal akan menyebabkan bisul

17. Makan pada lewat malam boleh menyebabkan kegemukkan.

HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST GILA DAH LAH KELAKAR. Dan ini baru senarai page pertama okay! Oh and then dia ada game Permainan Kuiz Kotex, macam main virtual Barbie. Bila jawab soalan dengan tepat dapat pilih baju mekap scarf seluar kuning aww. Sambil tuh dia selit banyak tips yang membuatkan I rasa macam baru baligh semalam, naïf rupanya kita ini semua (ceh nak samakan semua orang naïf sekali). Heh.

Fuh too much going on, you should check it out yourself. Like dekat atas sini, as you can see, boleh download buku Tentang Gadis. Buku Tentang Gadis: Sebuah buku mengisahkan perubahan-perubahan dalaman, tubuh badan dan emosi golongan perempuan. Diceritakan dengan gaya bersahaja agar senang untuk didalami dan dikaitkan dengan pengalaman sendiri, tetapi padat dengan informasi serta fakta sains. Terdapat beberapa bab menarik seperti Masa Untuk Membesar, Saya dan Seks dan yang lain-lain boleh download sendiri yaa.


Wanita, perempuan, gadis, anak dara semuaa, tolonglah sedar yang kita ini perlu lengkapkan diri dengan pengetahuan yang lebih mendalam tentang badan, emosi dan minda. Takpayah malu-malu lagi dah, kita memang perlu tahu tentang badan sendiri. Dunia ini akan jadi sebuah tempat yang lebih baik jika wanita, tahu lebih banyak tentang hal wanita. Pikir secara logik, kita kan suka bersembang, sekali-sekala kita perlu juga bersembang tentang hal yang ada isi weh, bukan pasal Desperate Housewives je. Apa yang Hanis nak sampaikan di sini ialah, bila kita sedia maklum tentang perkara-perkara yang ilmiah tentang penyakit wanita etc, kita boleh pass on info itu untuk early prevention kan? Kita boleh sama-sama paham kenapa kita tak harus sakit hati bila kawan kita PMS kan?

SO WHOS WITH ME? Dah pergi www.kotex.com.my sekarang.

Look Mom! I'm on TV!

And daymm my voice is hot *tipu diri sendiri/delusional. Haha.

Take note: Ain Syaqilla itu kawan baik saya ya, maka dia yang lebih kenal suara saya sebenarnya ayu. Haha taklah. I memang tak control suara bila on camera. Sebab takkan setiap kali nak control??
Be yourself sudeh.


Siapa terlepas ada ulangan this Saturday pukul 1petang, HipTV, TV9. Top 9 Female Celebs Lurve Affairs :)

Open Table

I stared down my blog, scrolled through the pixelful pictures and sighed to the thought of how this blog is lacking a proper and significant/evocative update. I havent given myself a deep thought on this matter but I'd like to see what will come out of me if I have to write this in less than 45minutes.


Lets not waste another letter okay? Topic of the entry, "Friends". And this shall be another malay piece from me, sorry to disappoint you, Hanis Zalikha (yes I'm talking to myself, excuse me).

Kawan. Dari kecil I suka berkawan. Mama kata I dari kecil tak boleh duduk rumah, duduk diam-diam, suka sangat merayap pergi rumah kawan. Kalau bukan kawan sekolah, anak-anak jiran dijadikan kawan, supaya boleh pergi rumah mereka pergi dapur minta rempeyek.


Bila masuk sekolah rendah, makin ramai I dapat kawan. I ingat orang pertama yang I announce sebagai bestfriend forever. Siti Nur Fairuz nama dia. Satu kelas. Dua-dua sama comel sama padan wtf. Sama-sama darjah 1, kelas 1 Ikhlas, kelas terakhir T_T Teringat masa ujian bulanan kertas Bahasa Melayu, isi tempat kosong dengan huruf yang diberikan. Soalannya ialah, sejenis sayur. Huruf yang diberikan R, A dan I. Isi di PE_ _ _. MASA KECIL MANALAH TAHU SAYUR BERNAMA PERIA, EMAK TAK SEMPAT PERKENALKAN DALAM MASAKAN LAGI DAH KELUAR UJIAN BULANAN, FINE SEKOLAH KEBANGSAAN SRI SELANGOR. FINE. So Hanis yang comel lote ini pun menempatkan huruf-huruf tadi sebagai P.E.A.I.R. Haha. Makes sense what?? Peair. Macam bunyi sayur kan? Okay takde kena-mengena dengan topik 'kawan', tapi takpe, iklan sayur-sayuran kejap.


Okay kemudian pindah sekolah makin ramai kawan. Teringat emak announce kat adik-beradik yang lain the reason sebab Hanis Zalikha buat parti harijadi setiap tahun ialah sebab dia ramai kawan :') Tapi siapa yang birthday dekat-dekat selalunya dapat tumpang semangkuk, tahniah. Tapi sebenarnya kalau tak buat parti harijadi pun, sambutan birthday kat rumah kami sentiasa meriah. Kek dan belon dan seisi keluarga wajib ada. EH LARI TOPIK LAGI T_T Okay pastu bestlah setiap tahun buat parti harijadi, dapat macam-macam hadiah, jam Hello Kitty, bantal Teletubbies, kasut Banana In Pyjamas, beg sekolah Mickey Mouse, heh parti darjah 4 hadiah semua macam 4 tahun, malu I semua yang bagi hadiah kenal I dengan mendalam :B

Okay nanti kita sambung kembali cerita kawan ini ya. Nak masuk bab sekolah menengah selepas ini. Bab-bab sensitif. You pula open table. Daa!

Whereabouts Roundabouts

Tak boleh blah Asha and me, nak girls day out ke nak bertalipon bimbit.

Ninja burp. After Tony Roma's famous ribs.

This was supposed to be Ein's vain shot. Yang Jawa belakang sibuk nak join tanpa disedari.

Seminit bersama Hanis

Saya baru pulang dari bersiar-siar belanja sahabat handai punya birthday di Tony Roma's. Tak mahal pula tempat yang dia pilih kan T_T Nanti saya upload gambar aviator murah saya baru beli ya (terpaksa beli murah-murah, duit habis di Tony Roma's). Bapa sila simpati.

Bila dipaksa suruh update belog. Saya terus masuk account blogger dan tekan "New Post" tanpa benda spesifik nak luahkan. Makanya anda kini sedang berada dalam sebuah penulisan tanpa plot. Anda seorang yang tidak mempunyai hala tuju hidup. Anda tidak patut buka restoran nasi ayam satu hari nanti.

Saya tak suka bila orang tanya saya macam mana saya jaga kulit. Sebab kulit saya tak cantik mana pun. Dah jangan tanya lagi. Kalau taknak dengar jawapan "minum air banyak-banyak", baik anda hentikan niat untuk tanya.

Dewa sihat walafiat by the way. Dah remaja dah dia. Dah bujang, tak reti duduk rumah :'( It feels like yesterday dia muat dalam dompet Anna Sui fake I beli kat Segamat T_T'

Bila bercakap merapu-rapu seperti ini, I teringat adik I Hafiiz yang suka menyampuk. Perangai menyampuk-nyampuk ini tak elok sebenarnya, selain dia boleh buat orang lupa tajuk asal, dia boleh buat orang rasa nak simpan penumbuk dalam mulut anda. Penumbuk eh, bukan kacang tumbuk, jangan nak naik kepala. Berbalik kepada topik menyampuk tadi, I dan kakak Liana sedang bersembang-sembang kosong di ruang tamu. Kebetulan Si Penyampuk Hafiiz ada bersama. Orang sembang pasal Angelina Jolie, dia boleh datang sibuk-sibuk, takde kena-mengena, hal orang tua sambil tanya "Ha kenapa dengan M.Rajoli? Kenapa dengan dia?". Sekarang anda boleh paham kenapa saya seorang yang sabar T_T

Heading home baby

Will be heading home soon! I can't wait any longer. After all the stressful commotion in Segamat, I just want to jumpa back into the arms of my family :') Hehe I like duduk belakang, macam Maam. Datin Tua capslockwtf.

Ini masa kami pergi Vegas sebab Meor belanja Ain's Birthday dan Hanis DL. Bagus ada kawan sebegini, rasa macam nak dapat DL selalu.

ARGH MOMMY FASTER BAKE ME CHOCOLATE CAKE TONIGHT. Hoh for my last trip home, cuba teka what was the first thing I buat after buka stokings?

A. Peluk cium Dewa sambil cari kutu.
B. Tukar baju, mandi bath tub 3jam, tidur 4 jam.
C. Cuci berak Dahlia dan Arissa.
D. Online Facebook, Hotmail, Yahoo Messenger, Yahoo Mail, Myspace, Blogger etc sambil duduk macam apek.

Unchained Melody

Lelaki yang paling memahami Hanis dari setiap segi, setiap isi hati sanubari, setiap aspek psikologi. Lelaki yang Hanis berpegang pada setiap tutur katanya tanpa perlu ada periksa. Lelaki yang Hanis tunduk di depannya tetapi jalan bangga mendada apabila mengikut setiap aturan langkahnya. Lelaki yang tiada putus Hanis panjatkan syukur atas keberadaannya di setiap ketika, duka dan teruja. Lelaki yang jika ada duanya, tanpa gusar tanpa ragu, nikahi ku sekarang dengan restu dariMu.

Daddy. You’re the only man that I will love like this throughout my life.

Weh boleh tahan jiwang pula bila I start mengarang tentang Daddy I. Hari ini birthday Daddy! I am so thrilled! Alhamdulillah syukur panjang umur Daddy! Are you amazed that I didn’t forget your birthday this time around (sehari awal tahun ini hewew)? Hehe I remember last time I terlupa your birthday and kakak would always be the one yang ingat dan wish dulu, then I nak cover I would made up excuses like “Alaa Hanis nak wish nanti along with the present etc”. Tercalar ego I bila I sebagai anak favourite boleh lupa birthday Daddy T_T Ceh tak boleh blah anak favourite. Mentang-mentang nak mengendeng laptop Toshiba :B

Daddy! I want to marry someone as wise as great as smart looking as tall as handsome as awesome and as understanding as you! I doubt anyone is as perfect as that but please let me know when I’m almost there with my choice of future husband, teehee. I trust your judgments, always do.

I remember last time when I was the little mischievous Hanis. We would watch the telly together till late night. It wasn’t exactly watching together as the midnight news doesn’t appeal to me. But theres just something about staying up late with you that pleases my young heart.


But being a good father that you are, you would ask me to go to bed, eventhough I was just 5 years old, and have no school on the next day. And I would lie down next to you and say “Kejap, mata Hanis boleh tahan lagi, boleh tahan lagi”. When I assumed that youre too busy to notice, I started pretending that I’m asleep. Of course, you knew better, but you would always layan me and dukung bawa naik atas. I mean who else nak layan I kalau you tak layan? T_T

And I will never forget betapa manjanya I dengan Daddy sejak kecil lagi. Okay of course I takkan lupa sebab setiap kali jumpa semua kawan Daddy diorang akan ejek “Oh nilah anak hang yang masa kecik-kecik dulu nak roket nak roket?!” Haha the rocket joke. I tak pernah paham the rocket joke, tapi kalau diorang mention, I akan chuckle to the thought yang I mengada-ngada nak Daddy dukung je and minta macam-macam especially kat airport.

Daddy buat I minat sangat dengan orang Kedah. Sebab Daddy sangat lawak, buat I assume yang semua orang Kedah kelakar. Kalau lawak yang Daddy buat, expiry date dia lambat gila. Tahun depan kalau ulang pun belum tentu boleh tahan gelak. Daddy punya skill komunikasi memang like no other lah. Banyak I belajar dari Daddy. Everytime you send me to work, I will use the opportunity to bring something up, anything, just so I could get into how your mind works, how you place your words and utter it carefully, how you turn people to think alike argh the magic. Youre so magical! I want to be like you!

Haish Daddy this, Daddy that, I’m such a Daddy’s girl.

Kan Daddy?

Betapa hebatnya Daddy I, bayi lain pun nak possesive terhadap beliau. Fine Dahlia. Fine *angkat kening.

OhSoRandom: Selamat hari ulangtahun kelahiran kepada kawan akrab, Lutfi Rashid juga! Zainal Rashid dan Lutfi Rashid, ada persamaan di situ bahaha.

Videoklip tak berapa nak panas

Sigh. Mak selalu pesan tak elok mengeluh. Tapi kadang-kadang dalam hidup ni, kalau tak mengeluh, kita tak dapat apa yang kita nak. Long sighhh.



Kenapa weh kenapaa?! *Ceh tiba-tiba menyoal-nyoal cenggini, belum cerita lagi dah nak emo T_T*



Baiklah cerita dia macam ini. Mulai dari sekarang, kami para siswi yang menginap (hehe menginap) di kolej-kolej tajaan murni pihak UiTM tidak dibenarkan memakai sebarang seluar pendek, baju takde lengan, t-shirt sedikit kecil dan sebagainya UNTUK KE TANDAS T_T Sila simpati sekarang.



Mulai dari sekarang kami harus menghantar semula semua seluar pendek, baju takde lengan dan t-shirt sedikit kecil ke kampung halaman.



Mulai dari sekarang, sesiapa yang gagal untuk pulang ke kampung halaman dalam masa seminggu harus mengepos seluar pendek, baju tanpa lengan, t-shirt sedikit kecil menggunakan Pos Laju (kalau nak selamat) atau Pos Malaysia (tak jamin tak kena hujan) ke kampung halaman mereka.



Mulai dari sekarang, semua harus berpakaian lengkap untuk ulang-alik ke tandas, ini membawa maksud, kau harus usahakan juga nak pakai baju dan seluar dan kad matriks dalam kubikel tandas yang comel molek itu, selepas kau selesai mandi. Tidak kira lah kalau pakaian kau basah akibat ruang yang comel molek dan air showernya yang liar (liar di sini membawa maksud air keluar tanpa shower head, keluar stok deras yang macam kau letak salur getah di kepala tsk).



Mulai dari sekarang, abang maintenance nescaya tidak akan nampak kelibat perempuan berkemban kecualilah jeng jeng jeng eh what the hell kenapa menyeramkan diri sendiri dah lah sekarang pukul 12.40 tengah malam dan asyik dengar bunyi cicak main dalam plastik T_T



Mulai dari sekarang, semua perempuan akan turun berat badan 15kg akibat berpeluh kerana senantiasa berpakaian lengkap walaupun di dalam bilik setelah semua seluar pendek baju tanpa lengan t-shirt sedikit kecil dipulangkan ke kampung halaman. Unless kau nak tidur telanjang, mungkin itulah yang terbaik setelah kita diperlakukan begini ceh ceh ayat nak yang paling sedih je.



Mulai dari sekarang, Hamis Jalikha sudah suka makan di dining (takde kena mengena).



Mulai dari sekarang, Selamat Jalan Boxer Merah Thai Boxingku.



Mulai dari sekarang, semua sudah boleh berangan yang pihak UiTM ingin memasang penghawa dingin (atau pendingin hawa Imran please dont judge my BM T_T) melihatkan kepada peraturan mereka ini.



Kenapalah peraturan ini tidak seperti peraturan sahsiah yang lain yang hanya berkuatkuasa waktu pejabat sahaja (iaitu waktu abe maintenance berlegar)? Tidak perlulah disuruh memulangkan boxer I ke rumah yang confirm-confirm adik-adik di rumah pakai di kepala dan membiarkan poket boxer menggeleber di telinga untuk berlakon menjadi gajah.



Tapi jangan risau, yours truly yang skema ini hanya akan akur sahaja, hey I did colour my hair blue black remember? *tepuk belakang sendiri untuk tahap keskemaan yang terpuji.

Campus Life (yang cekik darah)

MS IDA KATA, SIAPA YANG KENAL AND HOLLER DIA, SILA STATE NAMA PENUH DAN TEMPAT BELAJAR BESERTA TAHUN. HAHA CUTE.

I don’t know why Maxis is giving me so many problems nowadays. Even last time, when the exam weeks were on, Maxis line was stressing me out like real badly! Not just me, the whole campus! My mom couldn’t get through me and smses weren’t being sent on time. But the biggest problem was my mom couldn’t get through me lah. She was so cute, she tried calling like how many times, then I receive a text from her saying “Asal dia cakap The person The person?”. Hahahahahahahaha. Kan kalau tak dapat automatic dia cakap The person youre calling is not available ke apa kan. Haha.

Since the new semester is here, I think ITS ABOUT TIME (gaya perempuan kulit hitam cakap) for me to search a new phone plan. You know how important it is kan to save money so that you can go for outings, to keep you sane (-_-“) Choose the wrong phone plan and you can be spending a minimum of RM8 per day, sms roommate tanya nak kirim apa, sms classmates tanya class cancel ke tak please say yes, sms lecturers kene bagi salam, cakap-cakap dan akhiri dengan thanks and another salam. Semua guna duit y’all. DAN CALL EMAK SURUH DOAKAN KEJAYAAN. Fuish mahal mahal.

So guess whats awesome? Me! I’m awesome sebab I found out about this hee. Spend minimum of RM2 on SMS/MMS/Calls/Surfing and you’ll get to sms your friends and family for free the whole daaay. Spend minimum of RM30 on data in a month, and you’ll get to surf for free for the whole mooonth. It’s the Digi Campus plan *raise both eyebrows up and down vigorously. Tsk all the classes have started and loads of money is needed to buy books and to print out assignments. I hope with this new phone plan, I can save a lot of money.

And of course there are rewards like Reload Bonus™, Birthday Bonus™, DiGi Rewards™, Digi Music™, Fresh Grad Plan for us the hip and happening campus goers.

How is this all possible? Sign up at all campus dealers or participating outlets nationwide or check out digi.com.my/campus for more info and list of participating dealers. So don’t just shop for clothes for your upcoming semester, shop for smart phone plan too *pesanan khidmat masyarakat.




Oh speaking about going for outings to keep me sane, breakfast date is a must for us every week :’)

If these two creatures are not your favourite students, I don’t know what is. Heh :B

Sabar jelah aku dengan Azfar yang biarkan tasbih Singapore halang muka indah I. Tapi muka Ms Ida lagi sabar dengan dua anak didik beliau.

This is so much better siap ada effect kipas angin di rambut si diva tuh. Dan ekor tasbih di dahi Azfar. YES.

So unless you ada awesome lecturer macam Ms Ida untuk bawa you breakfast selalu, sila lah guna phone plan Digi ya.

OhSoRandom: Penat I dikeji oleh rakan taulan yang mengatakan rambut hitam seperti rambut palsu dari jauh (ini Miza okay, masa dia cari-cari I dekat dewan kuliah, haha). Tsk memang hodoh saya mengaku dari sudut hati T_T

Home makeover!

Okay saya tahu saya baru balik rumah hari itu. Tetapi sudah amat rindu bila baca belog emak. Sebab dia pos gambar kuih sedap dan makeover rumah kami. Makeover murahan yang cat sendiri, beli kerusi2 murah, buat painting sendiri (mama dan Imran). Cantik gila okay you guys should check it out. Imran lukis gambar kerusi, mama lukis gambar abstrak. Kelik belog emak.

And mama kata siapa nak order kuih raya boleh datang rumah dan rasa sample. Call her at 012-3959779 okay :)

Hari tuh balik memang best sebab mama masak nasi beriani. Haha ni memang macam juadah menyambut kepulangan anak dari Mesir ke ape tah. And dia buat her famous dessert, Strawberry Truffle :') Nak resipi ada kat belog emak.

This is just an update entry sebab I'm quite busy tapi I still tak abaikan belog, jangan risau. So I got here with me, some pics from my last kepulangan home.

That's Meor tengah isi minyak dan bersembang dengan nyonya Shell.

We singgah to UiTM Melaka sekejap and then back on the road again :) HA BUAT APA KAT MELAKA?! Oh itu kolej lelaki, Kolej Jebat.

I dont know what is it with me dengan Meor punya TV. Setiap kali I on mesti Mentor TV3 je yang keluar. So Meor pergi tukar TV9 tgk forum ape tah haha. Sanggup.

It's BJ baby! Setiap kali sampai BJ mesti I ngan Meor nak buka tingkap as if sangap udara BJ. Haha.

Was greeted with this, awwwww. Sebab tulah semangat suruh semua cadang lagu apa nak masukkan teehee.

THANKS EVERYONE! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

Audi youre awesome too sebab hantarkan I pulang :)

The pleasant lady doctor

She told me I'm not having a fever, just a flu. Felt better waking up from the nap after the meds. It's good that in times like this, I am in my comfy bed, at home. Not in Segamat, on my own, have to think on what to eat, whether to go to Penawar etc.


Anyway, I want to listen to songs but I'm bored with my playlist. Could you suggest few songs that you think I might like? It'll be great to know what kind of songs you think I would like, teehee. Oh I'd like to thank everyone who have sent me songs to my inbox after reading this at my profile "Favorite Music: I listen to what people send to me. If its good I'll listen to it again and again until I get something better from another person". There's this one song I really like but didnt manage to save and now its somewhere among the emails sigh. Why Hanis why?! To whoever it was, please send me back the song. Its so nice T_T


Okay will be waiting for songs suggestions! Have a great weekend everyone :)

Next time please dont drama so much

Yes I'm back in Segamat. I heard this time around there's huge amount of Part 1 intake. Okay usually UiTM Segamat will offer ramai orang to study here, but semua eh I mean most of them akan reject. Mungkinkah I dah berjaya popularkan UiTM ini? Ceh diam ah Hanis. Haha.

Anywaaay, I'm using my new roommate's laptop now teehee. Speaking about roommate meh I cerita why I was so drama taknak balik Segamat, losing faith in Segamat etc. Okay semua tahu kalau jaga pointer dan kad aktiviti penuh akan dapat stay bilik lama or atleast wing lama. DAN I PUNYA KAD AKTIVITI MEMANG MACAM SKEMA PUNYA PENUH. Dah lah masa MITEK mainkan kompang untuk Zamrud segalaa. Dah lah jadi Johan untuk Public Speaking peringkat kolej pastu dijanjikan dapat pilih bilik segalaa. Hmph sungguh menanam tebu di tepi bibir betul. Sebabnya I dapat bilik tingkat 3 depan tandas. Terima kasih untuk segalanya T_T

So malam dapat tahu tuh, I dah sedih dah, cakap kat mama dan daddy nak bakar UPK eh bukan bukan, nak reason out dengan mereka dan dapatkan bilik asal I YANG I SEPATUTNYA DAPAT TAPI TELAH DICAMPAK KE TINGKAT 3 BILA ADA PART1 TUKAR BILIK SEBAB NAK DUDUK TINGKAT 1. Kemudian I letak status kat Facecook eh tengok punya geram nak eja Facebook tereja mukamasak. Okay I letak status kat Facebook sikit punya jiwang hancur harapan segala, then baru tidur.

Esok pagi lihat awan di sana berarak mengikutiku pasti ia pun tahu teng teng teng. Haha I memang macam tuh, kalau marah, pastu tidur, bangun terus happy terus boleh berduet dengan Irwansyah ke ape tah. Hesh senang betul jadi kekasih I, bila gaduh suruh je tidur haha. Bangun terus karaoke pastu OK Hanis we get it, semangat gila explain. Maka I pun redha dapat bilik tingkat 3 mungkin ada hikmah di sebalik semua ini. Mungkin Allah nak pertemukan dengan kawan sepanjang hayat, atau punggung bakal menjadi cantik just in time untuk Filem Festival Malaysia sebab daki tangga banyak sangat, atau menjadi semakin skema sebab kawan jarang bertandang kerana malas nak naik tangga tinggi-tinggi. Ya itulah dia antara hikmah yang saya boleh pikir buat masa itu.

Tapi alhamdulillah datang-datang tingkat 1 ada bilik kosong yeaay! Maka hello Linda! Bila pikirkan balik, ada 3 possible roommates dalam plot I nih, tapi Allah dah takdirkan Linda, bukan bilik lama, dan bukan bilik tingkat 3. TAPI BILIK BARU YANG AWESOME! *tolong padam kebakaran kat UPK. Heh.

Maka I dah semangat selepas kawan-kawan lama tak jumpa semua bertandang berjam-jam di bilik I kemudian semua buat muka lapar maka kami pergi pekena Burger Segamat yang dijamah di Segamat Corner sebab Meor suruh pilih nak lepak kat mamak mana, pastu I kata kenalah Segamat Corner sebab kitakan makan Burger Segamat *skema. Dah lah dalam kereta I asyik in denial panggil Segamat, Las Vegas. Tsk. Pastu Hawa layan I yang dalam denial dan berkata "A ah pastu ada CSI". Pastu Ain pula "A ah kemudian Horatio bla bla wtf". Semua layan je I yang dah merapu bila lapar.

Tak, the reason I panggil Segamat, Las Vegas, adalah kerana bila buka tingkap dan letak kepala luar tingkap dan tengok lampu-lampu semua mulut mesti nak sebut WE ARE IN VEGAS BABY. Dah lah semalam nampak funfair uish lagilah mengVegaskan Segamat.

Pastu dah kenyang semua bersyukur I jadi senyap. Pendiam woh. Shifa pula bising sebab dia dengan I terbalik. Kalau I lapar I bising, kenyang senyap. Haha. Then dalam kereta semua kena paksa tengok Mentor TV3 dengan I. Then Meor yang tengah drive pun I paksa kutuk sekali eh I mean, tengok sekali (-_-"). New start of the new sem is great! Semua akhirnya admit rindukan campus life dan Malam Vegas telah merasmikan campus life kami :')

Servis urutan indah Hanis Zalikha

Geli mat dengan tajuk sendiri. Tapi memang benar. Keturunan Jawaku memang pandai mengurut. Dan dalam adik-beradik, hanya I yang dikurniakan bakat mengurut. Dulu mak selalu sengal-sengal otot, dan I akan dipanggil dari jauh dan dibawa dengan feri (besar2kan cerita) untuk dibawa mengurutnya. Mak memang selalu puji kemahiran I mengurut kepada semua orang. Eh okay lari topik pula padahal nak cerita pasal makcik I yang pandai mengurut dan suruh I come up dengan poster untuk servis urutan beliau. *Masa bangga diri telah tamat.

Puan Mimah (haha sejak bila panggil makcik sendiri puan, so cute) memberikan sepenuh kepercayaan kepada I untuk ciptakan beliau poster. Ini hasilnya setelah godek2 23minit. Amat simple.

Kemudian Puan Mimah cerita betapa ramainya orang di KL yang perlukan penjagaan sepenuhnya selepas pantang oleh Puan Mimah selama sebulan kerana mereka sudah tidak mempunyai ibu atau ibu berada jauh di kampung. Maka Puan Mimah akan duduk bersama dan jaga dan ada pakej yang sehingga ke tahap membasuh baju ibu dan anak *tunjuk ibu jari ke atas. Puan Mimah dah lama dah buat servis ini dan dia memang pakar, sekarang ini dia diterbangkan ke Sabah nak urut anak Menteri mana tah (tak fokus masa dia cerita heh).

Tapi sebagai seorang anak saudara yang baik, I akan cerita lebih lanjut tentang pakej-pakej berikut :')

Pakej Rumah di mana Puan Mimah akan tinggal bersama anda dan servis tertakluk kepada berapa hari anda pilih untuk dia berada di situ. Boleh pilih 7, 14, 21, atau 30 hari. Merangkumi:

1. Diurut setiap hari.
2.Diberi mandian herba (mandi wap).
3.Rawatan warm stone theraphy.
4.Herbal body scrub.
5. Penyediaan makanan dan minuman herba.
6. Bayi pula akan dimandikan dan diurut 2kali sehari.

Pakej eksklusif ini bermula dari RM700 dan ke atas.

Pakej Harian pula adalah pakej urutan 3jam setiap hari, boleh minta 3hari atau 7hari lawatan ke rumah. Pakej ini bermula dengan harga RM360.00 ke atas :)

Okay penat membebel, kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut sila talipon Puan Mimah di 017 7960887. Yang tak bercadang nak guna servis ini pun sila ambil nombor in dan save sebagai Urutan Ibunda sebab nanti tiba-tiba emergency dah beranak lupa nak cari tukang urut hoh. HANYA UNTUK KAUM WANITA. Okay assalamualaikum.

Review on Air Con, the screenplay (KLPac)

Air Con.
A school. A murder. A scandal.

Air Con the way I see it.
A brilliant play.


Ive been watching ads on Astro about this play and I love the photos it featured. Bunch of schoolboys laughing with a very green scenery as background, totally eye-catching!


I didnt manage to get the laughing picture though.



About the play.

Kakak Liana, Abang Hery and I got in 20minutes late so the characters introduction werent so clear but we manage to catch up due to its clever scene and plot arrangement. And thats why the first few minutes after we were seated comfortably we were already laughing our asses off with the tummy holding phase and all. Kalau orang melayu cakap, 'tak kering gusi'. For a second there I can feel what its like to be sitting among the live audiences, watching the cast of Friends doing their thing. Air Con is a coming of age play, exploring friendship, love, education, religion, race, homosexuality, society and identity. Tackling serious issues but presented in such way that we can really relate to. The play was set in a boys school where they have the softies (The Pondan clan) who were the victims as always, the macho guys (The Cool clan) and just like in movies, they are often the bullies, and then theres The Adult (teachers).


The Pondan clan consists of

Asif (played by Ryan Lee) a witty racist mixed blood nerd who talks way too fast which makes him laughable,

William (played by Nick Davis) an indecisive boy (cannot decide which guy in school to have a crush on) who often mistaken Asif or everyone else for that matter, as a Chinese hater, in a funny comedic way,

Mimi (played by Firdaus Che Yahya) the boy of words and actions, very loud and physical and always very dirty minded, but nevertheless hilarious in every way even the way he dries his curly hair,

and of course my favourite character among The Pondan clan, Mona (or Nazrul after being brainwashed in ceramah agama, played by Hazarul Hasnani) a one-liner who often has things to say but often the last one to say it, his voice was the softest among them which makes him the more interesting one.



And then theres The Cool clan which consists of

Burn (played by Zahril Adzim, whose look reminds me so much of Ariel from Indonesian band, Peterpan), the golden boy of the school who is always so logical in his moves thus giving the unexpected ending, who shared a pure friendship with

Chep (played by Amerul Affendi, brilliant actor, watch out for this dude), the guy with all the negative vibes but deep down inside, craving for love and attention, and often misuse his power (he reminds me of someone at school whom we can never tell on because he is the Head of PIBG's son or the apple in the eyes of typical teachers).

It was obvious that each character was created based on either experience or detailed study. Because I can really relate to most characters (I used to have this gay friend from La Salle gosh he's hilarious and forever calling me Leng Lui haha), like the teachers for example.

Cikgu Hensem (played by Ismadi Wakiri) was this strict teacher, someone we see as reliable and caring, the one we would go to, to seek help and to tell on others (eg. Hanis: Omg cikgu hari tuh saya nampak dia merokok kat pusat bowling), someone whom we thought would show much concern over our endless problems. Oh how naive of us the school children. Little that we know, being strict is only a part of their job and how they actually couldnt care less about our problem. When issued a problem not related to them, they would often give advice which start with these words " Sometimes in life..." and crap about their own experience and sometimes gets out of the topic without even realizing it. And in the end, nothing is solved, and the poor child wil go back home, confused. *Based on true story*.

Ustaz (played by Nam Ron) was more or less the same, only much more complicated as he is selfish when he only sees things in general and does things only to his advantage such as forcing Cikgu Hensem to include numerous amount of ceramah agama (in hope that somehow this can solve everything) in Pondan Camp's schedule.


The dead tranny prostitute, Aishwarya (played by Dara Othman) can be seen during flashbacks, and she/he is a funny woman/man her/himself. In fact each member of the cast is funny in their own way, even Ah Kok (played by hew Kinwah) the air cond repair apek. If the main actor is not determined by the amount of scenes he has or the issue he tackles, all of them would be the star. All of them did gave their best performance, and it shows.



The settings

The stage set up and the sound effects were brilliant as they were very effective in playing around with my mood. Eventhough the main stage set up only consist of some plain long white windows, I could really feel that they were in this old building of boys school, probably somewhere in KL (I later found out, it was actually Kedah). This was of course aided by the amazing lighting effect that worked very well in indicating the time and the mood of the scene. For example, eventhough they were surrounded by long white windows, the sound and light effects made me feel as if I was at the corner of the school field, watching two boys (which whom one of them I might have a crush on), in the evening, during hockey practice as 'Chep and Burn in Hockey Field' scenes were being played.


The ending

The ending of the play was unexpectedly awesome. The play ended with another tragic death. The end of a pure friendship. It also ended with the start of a new gay relationship. And I somehow feel that the whole scandal will start all over again involving the new gay couple. Awesome ending ey? (I wont tell who killed who, who's dating who, but if I were to ask you to go and watch it yourself also, no use, they've already wrapped everything up.)



BUT

Nobody told me that Air Con was an X-rated play. The excessive usage of dirty words (which made it a one hell of a hilarious play) was still bearable. Okay fine it was enjoyable but the duration of extremely physical scenes like tranny prostitute and schoolboy scene, schoolboy and schoolboy scene, (both scenes were on for more than 20seconds) was too lengthy for my liking. Apart from that, everything else was *showing two thumbs up*.



During dinner at Mak Jah Kopitiam, Abang Hery revealed that he already feel guilty for looking down and making fun of softies (lelaki lembut) during his school days. Wow so fast already learned some lessons. Brilliant play!





There are things in life that you shouldnt take too seriously.
Chill. Dont harm yourself.

My Lurve Affair with Babies

Note: As I'm writing this, I dah selamat sampai di Segamat and missing the babies very much :(

My Lurve Affair with Babies! Since everyone is doing it, I thought I’d come up with the cutest Lurve Affair ever! My Lurve affair with babies! Okay I know I went on national tv to talk about my Lurve Affair with modeling and how competitive the industry is and we should always keep our body fit and healthy, but I’ve been in more Lurve Affairs than I should teehee.

By now, everyone should by now how devoted I am as a babysitter, to the point that I’m doing it for free. Okay by free I mean, I don’t take the money, I give it all to my mom, don’t start calling me and ask do you still babysit for free (-_-“)

Babies are the cutest thing ever. They are weird first of all. They have big heads, tiny bodies and they talk alien. Sometimes they remind me of Shrek. Little cute baby Shreks that enjoy burping like no other.

The cutest little Shreks of all would be Dahlia. The bald one who makes the most noise. She eats everything. To be honest, she’s quite slow, seeing that she’s only in the beginning of the crawling phase at 8 months old! But guess what, she can drink with straw weh. I thought they can only do that once theyre 1year old or something! Oh when it comes to food stuff, laju je belajar. Haha there’s no denying her big appetite. She eats everything. We would feed her fruits like dragon fruits or avocado for fibre, because si gemuk like her would have a hard time poo pooing. And if you eat in front of her without offering, she’ll start to make the most adorable noise of “Da.. da.. da.. da..!”. So occasionally we would sit in front of her, and eat something and totally ignore her “Da..da..da..da!”. Damn nakal kan? Yeah we’re annoying like that :B

Her teeth are not even out yet but she’s already eating biscuits and kerepek. She would slowly suck them until they turn soft for her to indulge (-_-“) But I wouldn’t feed her the typical unhealthy kerepek of course. Lurve multigrain chips would be my choice for snacking because when I eat it in front of her, I don’t mind giving some, like dua keping, to please her young heart, since it’s healthy anyway hee. Yes, even as a model, I snack a lot okay. We are human too, but we opt for healthier snack lah kan, like multigrain chips or digestive biscuit :B

That's her when we were on a road trip. She was cranky the whole journey, but when Lurve Multigrain Chips came into the picture, the sun never shone brighter (-_-“)

Getting more focused as the time goes by.

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Leaving on a Mini Van

My big luggage is hidden behind the pink box and the red bag. Thats where I kept all my presentable clothes, those that I'm going to wear to class. Whereas the smaller black bag which is usually used to store my modelling prep stuff, is now filled with comfy clothes like big Tshirts and seluar panas. In the huge green balik kampung bag, aint that huge in this picture, I will be storing food! Yes, I am not done with packing yet, its just plain tiring.

Whats not in this picture other than food is Alisya's small white Ikea table which I'll be bringing along as well. Because I am a very roomie person, watch movies all day and eat and sleep and pray and talk on the phone and go online and eat sumore before go to sleep, I have to keep my place comfy and homey :'(

I'm going to miss home so badly.

Despite the happy colours, I am actually quite down now. I guess I'm just super duper exhausted. Long sigh. The longest sigh ever. Give me semangat, to face Segamat. Wow pantun dua kerat.

No seriously, I need kata-kata perangsang.

A very geli post

Okay so, I just did the unthinkable *exaggerating. I coloured my hair blue black (ek eleh). When I asked for blue black, I know the result is going to be just black, with a tint of blue under a scorching hot sun, and thats about it. AND THAT IS ALL I WANTED. And I got what I wanted. Sumpah budak sekolah tingkatan 4. Tak grooming langsung tsk. Nah. As requested, the end result. Sangat geli gambar-gambar ini sehingga I terpaksa off comment. Bye.

Asal: Gua Niah.

Announcement! Purr.

My kittens are up for barter trade :) Ceh my kittens, as if I'm the one who gave birth to them. Anywaay.. If you would like to own them, please follow these steps:

1.Snap a picture of your house where the kitten will live comfortably.


2.Snap a picture of you and your own cat in its best condition.


3.Come up with a name for the kitty starting with the letter M. (Sebab nanti I kecil hati if you tukar the name hmph so you get to choose sendiri but remember start huruf M. Mereka lahir May). So choose wisely and be creative! Or you could stick to the name we've given.. I dont know :P


4.State how much youre willing to spend for the barter trade. Minimum, IAMS Kitten Food of 9.07kg.


5.Send it in to shinarostam@yahoo.com along with your name, contact number and house address.


6.If youre selected, we will contact you. Then you would have to purchase the IAMS Kitten Food to trade with the kitten, so the mother can munch it up gobble gobble and forget about her baby.

Hehe sorry I have to make this more interactive and easier on my side since I received quite a number of requests for the last batch of kittens. The terms and conditions are:

1.We only accept IAMS brand.


2.You should be able to visit us (along with the kitty), or to accept our visits. And hidang air sejuk.


3.Final decisions are up to us okay. So goodluck :) Once theyre all given away, I'll inform here.


4. You cannot choose which kitten youre getting among these three.

The first one from left would be Marvel, he has tigerish stripes.

The second one is Mega.



And the one who was playfully looking at the camera just now is I dont know but my adik-adik panggil dia Masculine, tapi dia seksi macam Miller (Wentworth), so I panggil dia Miller. The only grey in this batch.



And mine would be teehee..




Madhuri Dixit.

Who looks so much like Aisywarya, my kucing lama :')

Submit before 20th of July ya. AND PLEASE MAKE THE EMAIL SUBJECT AS 'KITTEN'.

Tata for now! Omg lama tak nampak ttfn, singkatan untuk tata for now *explain.